| Cube Routine with Jealous Girlfriend Opener[/b]
Opener
Hey girls I have a quick question, who do you think gets more jealous, guys or girls
“I only ask cus…” or “Really?? Cus get this….
“My buddy has just recently got himself in a pretty serious relationship. She’s a great girl soooo nice and outgoing and doesn’t try to boss him around at all. But just last week she lost it on him for having old pictures of his ex-girlfriend which he broke up with about 2 or 3 months before starting to see her. Do you guys think she has a legit reason to be mad or is she just over-reacting?? I personally totally understand that she has a right to be upset but I also think she should be more understanding….Blah blah blah can I get in ur pnats yet??? lol”
Continue with Convo and try to move to best possible location to use the cube. Could be a good time to offer them a drink, gets them to the bar where it’s usually a little more quiet and also when you buy them a drink some girls have this feeling that they should at least pay you back or say thanks by listening to you for a little bit. Changing locations or buying them a drink at this point is completely your call. Depends how comfortable you are and how well you can make it work.
Transition into Cube
“Do you guys ever do those personality quizzes in Cosmo? Don’t lie… Okay I’ll admit, it’s a little gay but ohhh well. I used to steal my ex-girlfriend’s Cosmos sometimes and take the quizzes, but they were always so stupid and never accurate, but at the same time so funnnn lol. Anyways tho you seem pretty adventurous and spontaneous so I want you to play a little game with me. Don’t worry it’s nothing serious it’s just something sorta like those cosmo quizzes. Only it’s more fun and actually accurate. Okay so I’m only gonna ask you three questions.
First I want you to close your eyes and try to block out all the noises and distractions around you. Okayy so imagine this picture which has just these three things in it : A bright blue sky, the horizon, and the hot desert.
Okay now imagine a cube in this picture. How big is the cube? Is it in the air or on the ground? What’s it made of??
Okay now I want you to imagine a ladder in the picture. Where is the ladder in relation to the cube? How tall is the ladder? How sturdy is it??\
And finally imagine a horse in the picture. Where is the horse in relation to the cube? Is the horse big or small??
Okay soooo wanna find out what all that means??? Okayy but you gotta give me a little peck (point to cheek) to encourage me lol….
Cube Rubric
The Cube represents her personality.
•Big Cube – She has a large ego, she is confident and likes to take control
•Medium Cube – She has a healthy self-image, not full or herself and not too shy
•Small Cube – She is shy, can be insecure at times, and likes to keep quiet
•Cube in the Air – She’s a dreamer (imaginative). Usually is adventurous and outgoing.
•Cube on the ground – She’s well grounded and practical. She has strong moral values and is somewhat of a traditional girl
•Cube made of gold (or some other jewel) – she sees herself as very precious and unattainable
•Any hard material (wood, plastic, metal etc.) – She’s got a tough front and doesn’t like to open up to new people.
•Anything clear (Ice, water, glass) – She’s very transparent and easy to read/ get along with.
The Ladder represents the girls Goals.
•The closer the ladder is to the cube, the more focused on her goals she is right now.
•The larger the ladder, the larger / unattainable her goals are. With a tall later she is ambitious and has high hopes for herself. With a smaller ladder her goals are realistic and achievable but don’t push her to strive for greatness.
•How sturdy the ladder is represents how confident she is that she will achieve her goals and reach success.
The Horse represents her ideal lover.
•If the horse is close to the cube it means she is looking for a new love interest.
•If the horse is far away from the cube it means she is getting over someone and is ready to move on and find someone else.
•A Big horse means she likes protective, confident, and strong men.
•A Smaller horse means she envisions herself being with someone weak and that she can have control over.
Number Close
Wow I’m pretty impressed that you were actually adventurous enough to try that out. Did you have fun with it?? (Optional). Interesting… Well you know, you seem very outgoing and fun. And you also look like a girl who hasn’t ever been swept off her feet by prince charming. Soooo I think you should be adventurous, take a chance, and give me your number…. (so I can sweep you off your feet.) Optional finish.
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