so i field tested this on on facebook:

BSB is now accepting Boyfriend applications. Must be 18 or older to apply.

Responses:
no gf apps? lol

i have a good credit score! :/

would u accept a resume ??

are you accepting part time positions? and which positions would that include? (my favorite response)

Good strategy

lol! your a nerd!

put me at the top of your list then

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I've had this one up for a few days.. got some laughs and thumbs up

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

you gotta copy paste it of course...

Great thread!

I've only tried 1 of those status updates so far, the "thinks brunettes do it better" one and the comments that followed were great hahaha.

Thank's for sharing them with us!


+rep

EDIT: Also, this might be ridiculous but does anyone here think that the time of day when making your status update makes an impact on the responses you receive?

This comes to mind because I start work at 8am and pretty much all my friends would be getting up a hell of a lot later hence not even seeing my update at 8am. I don't know could be BS but I think the "prime time" to make those updates would be after 11am.

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Those are funny..thats all that we need to know about them.

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"Motherfuckers best belive in....That you are fucking with the best" - 3oh!3

Teasing is a battle plan for what Shakespeare called “the merry war.”

Look up some african proverbs, girls seem to go crazy on my status when i used them.

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Good stuff

"thinks brunettes do it better."


DAMN i used this too early. 5 comments in 20 minutes, and a "like."

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www.facebook.com/spreadloveders

Tshirt stores online make great source of Facebook comments. Some of my favorite are:

" It's ok pluto, I'm not a planet either"

" Let's get fucked up, just like the economy"

" Don't mess with Texas. It's not polite to make fun of retards"

" is 100% Organic"

... anyhow you have to tweek them a bit to be Facebook proliles status, but the ideas are there.

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Though I don't agree that this DLV's (as is suggested some people might think so in the first post) and yes some of the statuses mentioned are amusing, I don't fully see the point in this.

But then so many DHV exercises are pointless unless you do something with them like chatting to girls in a club for example. Last time I picked up I didn't bother, I just needed to keep up a good conversation and know when to move in. Sure I had some friends about at the bar I was in but honestly I don't think you need to worry too much about the whole DHV business unless in set.

Have fun anyway fellas.

"its too big, its too wide, it wont fit, but I get it in"

went over well...

this whole DHV, DLV is stupid. your too cool to post on facebook? really? probably same guys who chode near the dance floor and dont dance either.

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Mind making yourself a bit clearer, I don't know what the Hell you're talking about!?

v good how about this for a christmas one

'Santa is very Jolly because he knows where all the bad girls are'

I'm addicted to cold turkey and I'm trying to quit by going cold turkey.

I just tried the "_has been cleaning up his friends list... if you're reading this, congratulations! You're still cool! But don't get too comfortable" and I already got a like! lol, its from a guy but hey a like is a like! lol


Phoenix - "Women want sex as much as men, they're just generally less forward about it."

Some of these remind me of those corny old pick up lines you find in "Dating for Dummies".

Still, I've tried a couple of them and got decent response.

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