"In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal. "

12 likes, 18 comments

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Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

"settle an argument peeps...

Pac or Biggie?"

an hour later, 35 comments and still going strong!

Here are two of my favs:

-says drop your pen, hang up the phone, and held on over to my place and I’ll teach you to be Ms.Cool for the first night in your life.

-says wheather it be a chiseled jaw, a cool haircut, or the fact that you're a lion tamer, women love a manly men. Not another woman.

Here is another one:

(blank) is ganna be the first Olympic athlete to win a gold medal in sex.

Those work great.

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Don't bother trying to convince a woman, argue with her, or
otherwise engage her on a logical level, - Mystery

Here is another one "Babe, you wanna fill the bath tub with wine? It sounds expensive but lets do it!"

i field tested majority of these and heres what i got.

beer doesnt make you fat- 9 likes 9 comments
women are like parking lots- 4 likes 15 comments
accepting evil sidekick applications- 4 likes 33 comments
saving the world one girl at a time- 2 likes 7 comments
thinks brunettes do it better- 5 likes 15 comments
wrestled a lion in my pajamas- 0 likes 7 comments (not a good status update)
talk to a stranger- 0 likes 5 comments
had a survey done on my house- 0 likes 4 comments
what makes a women sexy- 7 likes 9 comments
buy a keyboard from ebay- 6 likes 8 comments (upside down status)
is like coldstone- 3 likes 9 comments
making the world a little more awesome- 2 likes 6 comments
describe (name) in two words- 0 likes 7 comments
likes big buts and he cannot lie- 3 likes 7 comments
While partying a mosquito bit me- 5 likes 1 comment
Chivalry isn't dead- 0 likes 11 comments
chasing tequila with high fives- 4 likes 11 comments

i shortened the statues you can find them all in this topic, hope this helps in any kind of way.

"meeting a virgin is like seeing a unicorn"

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Nice

LMAO

i'm going to try test these over the next couple of days, tried the beer one 30 mins ago and already have 5 likes

"Just because i rock doesnt mean i'm made of stone" haha

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Why ask for permission when you can ask for forgiveness?

"Taking initiative to save the world, protect peace and party."

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Why ask for permission when you can ask for forgiveness?

3D TV's are a bad idea. Because some 12 year old will be recorded dry humping to Megan Fox while watching Transformers... And that will be that.

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"Try again. Fail again. Fail better". - Samuel Beckett.

i came up with this one a last week

"i have an excellent self image. but i'm also delusional too. but it's the cool kind of delusional that only totally awesome ppl have"

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have u ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?