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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:07 am 
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What does everyone think about just making them qualify?

Not using a one liner or anything because they need body posture and vocal tones to complete them.

I had a girl text me this today after I didn't call her for 2 days
"I saw you in my contacts, who are you?"

"Magic, met you at <location>, I hope you don't always drink as much as you did there" (She didn't really drink that much but I knew she was just tryin to get me talkin and play the I got too drunk game)

"Oh yea! No no, I don't drink that much all that often..."

wickit wickit now it's on...

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yeah but that is when she texts you... were talking about the initial opener

i mean you could ask her if she was the (your favorite neg) girl that you met the other night too idk that could work too as long as they dont take it personally


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one that I use that works very well on very cocky woman is just a simple,

Hey, fuck you.

they'll respond with WHAT?? or Whatd I do!?

write back with ;) haha how are you kiddo (something of this sort so she knows your joking)

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yeah but that is when she texts you... were talking about the initial opener

i mean you could ask her if she was the (your favorite neg) girl that you met the other night too idk that could work too as long as they dont take it personally

hey Khaos when he put "I saw you in my contacts, who are you?"
as a hb sent that to him that was her opener...I think he shared it as a opener that could work for us pua's,if thats not what he was meening sorry but it still would be a good one..I have so many numbers in my phone i cant remember half of them and how i got them..So im gonna use this..


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This is all good stuff.


If the girl is kind of stupid (as cheesy as this is it works) try this:


PUA: lol

HB: What's so funny?

PUA: you :lol:

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I like the "stop texting" routine cause it obviously makes her think about you and you will be on her mind now even after your done texting her. Good material


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'Sit on my lap and I'll tell you a bed time story'

I couldn't stop laughing and hopefully neither will She!


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Most of those are pretty good, nice effort on putting them all together. I can't see using them too close together timing wise.

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This is all good stuff.


If the girl is kind of stupid (as cheesy as this is it works) try this:


PUA: lol

HB: What's so funny?

PUA: you :lol:
THIS IS JUST GREAT! :lol:

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How about..
Sending one txt that says "Stop!" then another if u like, she shud txt back sayin "stop what?" then u send another sayin "stop thinking about me and smiling!" or something to that effect,
And I'm sure u can think of a few more....ur a clever lad...
this ones my fav,ima try it with my last kacey![jay wa's term!]


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how helpful are these?


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with this you can have fun AND set up a sexual fantasy in 5 minutes, you can use this as an opener,closer, game, txt, phone call, virtually anything... there might be something out there liek this but im new so dont hate if there is.

Divorce Routine:

you: we are getting a divorce!

HB: what?

you: yes i cant stand all the fighting and complaing we are doing...its time.

HB: you wierd?

you: plus your a bad cuddler!

HB: I am not

you: you are to! you kick and steal covers!

HB: You snore!

you: you drool and ruin the nice pillows! in fact you can sleep on the couch tonight, i will put a pillow and blanket out there for you so you can have a decent sleep. and maybe then i can get one

HB: fine i liek the couch

(this is where you set up the fantasy it gets fun here)

you: good then i know ill get a good nights sleep cause i wont have to deal with having sex with you, i mena 1-2 times a night is fine, but 4-5. c'mon i work in the mornings i know you dont so its not a big deal to you, and please 10 minutes inbetween please...

HB: i guess i will have to find someone that can handle 4-5 times a night

you: so now your gonna cheet on me too, im signing the paper now.

HB; cant wait

(pause and say this, if calling hang up,if txting wait 10-15 minutes to text or call back. if they call you back ask them if they missed you already then tell them you missed them too. if you have to call them back do this)

you: hey you know this is stupid i think we might be able to work shit out

HB: you think so?

you: yeah ill appollogize if you apologize

HB:im sorry

you: me too...im so glad we reconsiled our differences

HB:mee too!

you: we should have make up sex? you wanna be the naughty lil school girll or try something new?

(if she says naughty lil school girl go into a few finer details not too deep though, and if your on the phone feel it out you might get some phone sex, in person you might ge some real sex just asses the situation. if she says i dont know or something new, set up a sexual fantasy you've always had or that you could act out in the present, if on the phone play it off so that when you first meet her you dont even say anything before you make out then if she denys you bring back what you were talking about EG " i thought we were dirty talking pornstars where you call my escourt service and as soon as i show up we dont even talk we just go straight to making out and dirty talk!" try to resume making out, if denyed again say," oh i know you just you wanna get more into charactor" )

This is fun and can go anywhere anyway, experminet each case is different and new give me some feedback or how you used it, i think i have used it on almost everygirl EVER! like i said let me know, you can email me personally at my email.... also i am looking for wings in michigan if anyone is interested again let me know.


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Drezdin... Thats SO not going to work as it is right now. Please really field test your stuff before handing them over mate ;).
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you: plus your a bad cuddler!

HB: I am not

you: you are to! you kick and steal covers!

HB: You snore!
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HB: i guess i will have to find someone that can handle 4-5 times a night
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you: we should have make up sex? you wanna be the naughty lil school girll or try something new?
Those things are so unreal and stupid, except if the girl is really fucking flirty.

I would like to see someone really field test this :lol:!

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