I often find myself approaching older women, when I say my age they are like "your still a baby"....

Last time I heard that I said, "Relax grandma, who convinced you to be out without your walker anyway?" which didn't work because she was a typical airhead stupid fake tittied ditz that has never come to reality. She was like , "whaaattt I don't get it...walker what is that?"

So I just turned around and left. I think its a pretty good one for a girl with an IQ of 20+

One I field tested that actually got me a number close was, "whatever you say grandma, I know you don't have your hearing aids in, so lets go somewhere quieter and talk" Took her hand led her out to the backdeck of a club and made out. She was only like 6 years older then me and sexy. Im mid 20's.

I'll tell you something that I heard my wing Joe Bazooka use. He said something like, "Do you always judge people by the numbers, before you get to know them?"

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Been around the world twice, Talked to everyone once...

My favorite line when they say something like, "You are so young!" or "You're such a baby!" is...

"Too bad for you."

Then I just plow forward, no pause. I have had great success with that, the age issue gets dropped and it's never brought up again. I demonstrated that I don't care and neither should they.

Last time I used this it was with a woman who had a 22 year old son (I'm 24 she was probably 38-42). Everything went well from then on out.