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I did this today again.
Me: Why are you two dating? Relationships are pointless unless you love someone.
HB: I DO love him!
Me: Thats not possible, love does not exist.
HB: Yes it does! I'm in it! I have been in love for two years!
Me: No, you are attracted to them. Big difference. What do you believe love is anyways?
HB(Response1) When you cant stop thinking about someone, and everything you do you think of them with you!
HB(Response2) Love is when you love someone with all your heart!
Me(1): Thats actually called losing your virginity. (Play this as a joke, not seriously, then continue)
Me(2): You cant use the word in the definition.
HB(2): Trys to explain better
Me: Well do you like to dream?
HB: YES!
Me: See? You are not in love.
HB: What??
Me: Well, assuming love exists, you would hate to dream. Your only REALLY in love if you hate to sleep, because reality is better than your dreams. Anyways, it's not really a big deal. It is not my place to tell you your emotions. Your a beautiful woman, and i hope you two work out. I would personally be jealous of your boy friend if i knew him. But i have an appointment soon, and i truly love talking to you, i just can not at the moment... But seeing as your a decently cool person, ill text you.
HB: But you don't have my number.
Me: Well, im learning problem solving from my mom...(Think for a bit then pull out your phone and hand it to her) Problem solved! (Smile)
# close.
This is spam right?
I mean, assuming this isn't pulled directly out of your ass;
Did she know she was giving you her number?
Maybe it was her fat, self-loathing friend's number?