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smudge
PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:51 pm 
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"I work at a chocolate factory"
(she responds)
"Yeah... im the project manager of the oompa lumpas"
(she responds)
"You know, i could introduce you to one of them. I hear they are into there blonde/brunetts. But do you want to know a secret?"
(she responds)
"They killed charlie and are now in control of the worlds supply of chocolate. They'be got the government spooked! They own everything now!"
(Credit: Mr M)

This is just an extract from on of the hundreds of routines in the ebook in my sig!
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Nice! That's always a classic. One of my favorites I'll add.

HB: "What do you do for a living?"

J: "When I'm not jumping out of airplanes saving the world James Bond Style, I am building nuclear weapons for foreign countries for extra money, how about you?"

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I love it.

That's one of my problems right now. I work in a freakin call center. Manager position with a nice pay but still, I can't think of a more boring job in the world.

I do need a funny response, so they'd forget the original question.

Smudge, lay on a few more, your page is blocked for me while at work.

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hb: "what do you do?"

me: "Professional Hop-Scotch. "

hb: "Oh really? "

me: "Yeah, when im not competeing, im hustling 4th graders for their lunch money. Its a pretty decent living. "

Credit Deangelo for that one i think....
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hb: "what do you do?"

me: "Professional Hop-Scotch. "

hb: "Oh really? "

me: "Yeah, when im not competeing, im hustling 4th graders for their lunch money. Its a pretty decent living. "

Credit Deangelo for that one i think....
That's pretty funny, I don't care who you are!
I'm in the middle of memorizing the chocolate factory one :)

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