I met this girl at the local starbucks while getting my morning joe & while talking on the phone to a friend I was joking to him on how poorly Seattle girls dress.

It was like a fuggin magnetic comment that nearly every women in the room turned to me with a "uhhh I can't believe you said that"

One girl turned and laughted with a giggle so I hung up the phone and moved up in line, when she was done with her order she bumped into me and I commented.

Are you always so clumsy around tall handsome men?

She looked back with a confused smile and said "I'm not clumsy its these shoes"

We kept chatting and I had her write her email with a picture & phone number to "I'll email/txt you next weekend when I am back in town" This usually produces a look and diffuses me being a creeper.

Call her and we meet for tea, she is late so I make her feel bad & she buys the first round when we go out.

We start drinking and she asks me why I havnt tried to kiss her to which I tell her I didnt know if she would be a good kisser or if she kisses like a fish.

You can give me a peck on the cheek to start... it progresses from there.

We said goodbye as I had to head to dimsum with friends.

She called a couple days later and wanted to meet up.

She lives in Ballard so I found a few places near her place we went out, had drinks, she kept asking me about my work to which I give something like "I tame ballerinas, make pink staplers" something anything cute but the truth and she is just like "why won't you tell me"

I give something like "look you could be one of those girls with 12 cats at home" I am allergic and have 2 assistants and a bartender to support... plus I don't know you yet"

Went to her place, made out and left 1ish... she has 2 cats (deal breaker for me)

She is a size 5 which is my limit... but she had these gorgeous blue eyes and curly black hair & a cute voice. We are gonna stay friends and hang out sometime.

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