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| Rio | PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:19 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:10 am Posts: 14 | | If a girls a bit too dominant/standoffish when you're talking to her and you don't think its gonna go anywhere. start talking about pick up lines. Saying that you don't rate them so much, girls always think they're cheesy, you don't finish up any better off than when you started blablabla.
She'll agree. Ask if she's ever heard any a pick up line she liked. Most often she'll say no. Then you tell her you don't like to use them but you know one which works every time. She'll ask what it is you tell her its too dangerous/not fair etc and be cheeky about it. And don't tell her. No matter how much she begs. Which she generally will. Only a brief convo but she'll remember it.
Then, later on, to start talking to her again you stand close and catch her eye (preferably at the bar where she can't immediately get away) don't say anything then walk up to her and say, with a very serious face and say in her ear:
"what winks and fucks like a tiger",
then just before you turn away you wink, drop the serious face and give a cheeky smile/grin then walk away. its all about timing and the face. Guarranteed to chase after you to tell you its a good one blabla she's on the back foot then you've got a lot more control to run some other stuff on her. Can also "grrrrr" at her from a far if you want to get her attention! sounds lame but she'll find it funny.
Let me know what you think i know you may have heard the line but all girls love it and it brings a sexual element to it they'll automatically think you're great in bed. which ofcourse you are....right?
Rio
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| Xfiend | PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:54 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:41 pm Posts: 52 | | haha...
i prefer "what has two thumbs and loves pussy?" *point at yourself with both of your thumbs* "this guy!"
honestly though. these lines can be really, really bad if your timing and delivery is off... _________________ "He who risks the most, wins the most"
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