So I'm on face book talking to my friend John who's out of the game now cause he's engaged and has a kid on the way. 3 years ago or so John was very heavy into being a PUA and taught me a few things here and there and we shared info with each other. He was the first PUA I'd met in real life and hung out with.

Now, John and me are both very into comic books, videogames, and other "nerdy" things. Hell, he's naming his kid Ben Reiley [The clone spider-man's name], and is anal enough to always use a hyphen when spelling spider-man [like myself] as it is spelled in the comic books.

So I tell John about a sob story I told this chick that's actually a quote from the Joker. It's a rather obscure reference and most people don't seem to get it at first, but it definitely wins the right kind of sympathy from a girl I noticed. [Watch the episode "mad love" in SPAM the animated series if you want to know what I'm talking about. The joker is telling Harley Quinn a falsified story about his abusive alcoholic dad. Note: How he illustrates the events is a very good way to tell a story. How he expresses emotions and goes from sad to happy to a shocking conclusion at the end and keeps the listener interested are things to take notes on.].


John laughs cause he thinks it's just as funny as I do and tells me how he used to subtly tell girls he's SPAM. If the opportunity presented itself of he lead to the proper point in the conversation to tell the story he'd tell a girl that when he was 10 years old his parents took him to see Zorro at the movie theater. After the movie when they were walking back to the car they cut through some alley way and some thug was trying to rob his parents at gun point. This thug shot and killed his mother and father and then ran off with their money.

Afterwards while at home one day he fell into a pit and discovered a cave on the estate and there was a bat that frightened him. And he then went over seas to learn martial arts. He also studied how to be an escape artist, lived and trained with monks in tibet for a few years. Studied criminology and forensic sciences extensively. And so on...

He tells me he just keeps going with this until a girl calls him out on his bullshit and says something like "So, your SPAM?" If they never call him out on it, they aren't worth the trouble, cause they don't know SPAM. If they do, awesome, this chick knows SPAM.



So I test this out a few times on Friday, Saturday, and also I tried it on Wednesday. Wednesday I hadn't really refined the story so well. But Fri and Sat all the girls I told it to just laughed and chuckled and had a very positive reaction and the conversation steered towards playful joking and kidding afterwards.

Personally I like to drop hints a lot. Mostly cause it's fun to plant them and even more fun when people pick up on the hint to me. I start the story off by saying they took me to see Zorro and the theater was off of Adam dr and West ave near this scummy dive bar called the Keaton that had open MIC [I emphasize Mic a little bit more and Keaton is emphasized the same way, but not as intensely]. One girl I said this too chuckled as soon as I said the theater was on Adam dr and West ave and she finished the story for me. Then we chatted a little more, exchanged numbers and ended up making out. Fun times with a fun girl.

In case you're wondering [and I surely hope you aren't and figured it out. I'm sure you have though] it's a reference to Adam West [SPAM] and Micheal Keaton [SPAM].

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The reason this works for you is because you're genuinely passionate about the subject and it shows through with your energy/body language. You are at heart being real, even though you're BS'ing the girl. Routines and games aren't what actually get the girl. Sure some are fooled. But being your true self is what melts hearts. You're at home in your own skin in this routine. And they can tell.

Great job finding something that works so well for you.

If a girl were fooled by this I'm not so sure I'd want her... Cause who's actually fooled into thinking you're SPAM that's over the age of 6?

On another note the Joker story works because it's a driven story.... but it seems as if someone will be genuinely fooled into thinking it's real. Which could be problematic.


In my experience routines and games are just something interesting to do so things aren't so dull. I've gotten laid without them and even dated a girl for 3 years off and on without ever doing them. But I've had more success with them cause they bring more fun to the table.

Which reminds me, I need to stock up on a few more. As of now I know and use these on a regularish basis.
-The Cube [Which I learned outside of PUA circles in psychology circles sorta deal].
-Murder, Marry, Fuck is always fun to play.
-"I'm SPAM" which is what I'm naming this one
-Random assortment of riddles [need to look up a few more of those, I tend to like those, especially the visual riddles like the one with the straws making a martini glass.... blah blah blah].

However it's dawning on me I don't know many interactive routines that get someone else to play along in the game. I vaguely remember doing a few of these and it makes everything less boring and more fun sorta deal...

So I guess it's off to the lab again

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-Aceospades12

She's not actually fooled into thinking you're SPAM. She is captured by your enthusiasm and energy.

I personally don't ever use canned material. I still get numbers, dates, laid and even married once. You can say whatever the fuck you want to a girl and walk away with her wrapped around your finger. It's not about what you say. It's about how you say it.

One girl believed the story up until I said I went to tibet... which was depressingly gullible

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-Aceospades12

This was pretty funny. Not too into SPAM but I can see myself applying this to many other things.
Noted.

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