Hey guys, I was out sarging the other night and came up with a new DHV story. Worked fine in all sets tonight but I´d like to field test it again. Anyhow:

Ezo: That reminds me of the flying fish sushi incident.
HB: What?
Ezo: Ever had sushi?
HB: yeah...
Ezo: Well, me and my friends had a sushi new-years party last year. Good sushi is hard to come by around here so I make my own sushi.
HB: OMG/Whatever/etc etc
Ezo: So I invited some of my closest friends over for the night and just before midnight one of my friends comes up with the idea that we should invent the flying fish sushi. We then attach a piece of salmon sushi (using scotch tape) to a skyrocket and imagine it rising to the heavens. Problem is we didn´t expect the weight to alter the flight of the rocket and instead of going up up and away, it goes up and right down into my neighbours backyard.
HB: OMG!
Ezo: Yes, so we run over to make sure nobody´s hurt. The sight that meets us is horrible, my neighbour, some friends and worst of all, my former girlfriend who I met through this guy, all covered in vaporized salmon and rice.
HB: !?!!?!
Ezo: So not only did I spoil my chances of ever getting back with her, i had to spend the next day hungover and handwashing her dress. My advice, keep the sushi on your plate.

Hope it works for you too, gonna test it again after christmas.

Merry X-mas

Ezo

I dont think i'll be using this one bro. You dont actually expect any chick to believe that bit at the end do ya. It reminds me of the stuff that my mate at work talks about and its too long, if you do get change the end bit a tad to make it more funny and believable. The title of the story sounds good though. But sorry man i dont like it.

Hi again... Yes, you were right, the story was too outrageous... I have now modified the end and shorten it. I now say that my girlfriend was at my party and the sushi came down into my own backyard again. Then we were all sprayed with sushipieces and I had to clean up her dress...

I got 2 kisscloses using this routine so I guess it worked better than before.

Ezo

Change the story a little bit, and post it again.

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So the updated version is:

Ezo: Hey, you guys like sushi right?
HB: Yes/no/???
Ezo: I love sushi, last new years eve, me and my friends had this sushi-party. I like to make my own sushi and they wanted to learn. So we were a few guys from work, the GF I had at the time and some of the guys GFs.
HB: whatever response she gives
Ezo: Man, we made like 10 different types of sushi, the rolls, the little balls, squid, the set! Once we were a bit tipsy, one of the guys came up with the idea that we should invent the flying fish sushi and send one piece of salmon sushi up into the night sky with one of the rockets (fireworks).
HB: Sounds stupid
Ezo: Yeah, in retrospect, it was. See, the extra weight made the rocket go up just a bit but never actually leave my backyard. We had no real thing to hide behind so we tried to hide whatever we found, like plates and chairs and other people.
HB: ah
Ezo: The rocket explodes and sprays us with rice and salmon, the ones in front got most sprayed of course, including my (now ex-GF). So I spent my 1st day of the new year handwashing her dress.

I love this story, and sushi. This story is just completely outrageous, but believable of you hung out with this same people I do.

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Hey man if it works for you stick with it. Play around with it abit so you can get it down to a T. For some reason i like the bit 'my advice, keep sushi on a plate'. Its a good storey, something alittle different.

Only problem i see with it, is later on when the girl asks you to make her sushi and you dont know how. If you use the routine, learn to make at least one or two dishes, in case you need to later.

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"Be the same, only better."

Fortunately, I make great Sushi...

Ezo