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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:10 pm 
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Hey,

I came up with a new response yesterday, although I'm not sure I thought of it myself entirely, or used a concept and made it my own, so correct me if it exists.

Every time that a girl says something negatively or even if it's too small of a compliment, just chuckle as if something weird was said, and tell them they pronounced the word wrong, but in an extreme version, this works especially good with foreign girls that still have a good vocabulary, more on that in a second. There are a lot of possible variations that make it sound better, but try to have a feel for which is better than to try and memorize all of them. So here are a few examples:

Example 1:
HB: You're so weird!
Me: *chuckles* Do you even know what you just said?
HB: You're so weird?/What?
Me: *serious* That's not how you pronounce hilarious. (Now wait for her to get it, and burst in laughter together.)

Example 2:
HB: You're such a loser...
Me: *chuckles* You should think before you talk, I bet you don't even know what you just said?
HB: *Repeats*
Me: Oh, you do? You do know that's not how you pronounce awesome, right?

Example 3:
HB: You're ugly.
Me: *chuckles* Wow, you should see an orthopedic.
HB: What?
Me: You know, that nice lady that teaches you to talk normally, I don't think I've ever heard somebody pronounce handsome that wrong.

I only used variations of the first example so far because I haven't had the pleasure of being called ugly or a loser yet, maybe haven't met enough mean chicks yet.

Remember that you need a certain mindset for this, don't sound like you want to avoid the subject, but like there is no fucking way she can't have meant anything other than that you're awesome as hell and that she must've been a very silly girl for stumbling over ALL the letters, making it sound like an entirely different word that can't possibly be related to you. (Obviously.)

So, faking doesn't work with this.

And I recommend to not use it too much on one girl. (Max. 3 times.)

This will make sure that it will not diminish in value, although they should know better after the first time. Girls might think you're just messing around if you use it too much, so try to build on earlier ones, so if she doesn't say the right things, just refer to the last time she went wrong, and that you're shocked she hasn't learned from this. Switch subjects after that, though.

Either way, this will make a lot of brains crack for a second, but I haven't seen a bad reaction yet.

Please tell me how it works for you, and make suggestions if you feel like it.

- Silvershade

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:11 am 
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These are great.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:17 pm 
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Uhm, never had girls say anything like that to me, but I don't think I like the comebacks.
You can take weird as a compliment btw, thats what I do.

If she calls you ugly you should just leave, she can fuck herself with that attitude.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:22 am 
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Uhm, never had girls say anything like that to me, but I don't think I like the comebacks.
You can take weird as a compliment btw, thats what I do.

If she calls you ugly you should just leave, she can fuck herself with that attitude.
Weird is a compliment in a certain sense, but in such an example your supposed to inflate her comment, make it a bigger and better thing than it is.

Girls rarely don't have an attitude, just because she uses the word ugly doesn't necessarily mean she actually means it. It might as well be a simple shit test, and by walking away, we fail it hard.

So instead of taking it to heart, let her see she's wrong.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:11 am 
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These are good.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:18 am 
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HB: shit test or whatever (ugly, short, not funny, whatever)
me: thanks :wink:
or sometimes : wow how could you say such thing? i'm hurt :lol:

haha my two cent is.

stop trying to convey value. give out all the power, be that boring less talking guy.

PUT THE PRESSURE ON GIRLS. its those girls work to keep the conversation going.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:05 pm 
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HB: shit test or whatever (ugly, short, not funny, whatever)
me: thanks :wink:
or sometimes : wow how could you say such thing? i'm hurt :lol:

haha my two cent is.

stop trying to convey value. give out all the power, be that boring less talking guy.

PUT THE PRESSURE ON GIRLS. its those girls work to keep the conversation going.
You do know such a thing very rarely works right? (If ever.)

Girls don't like boring guys, they don't like pressure, and they don't like being the only one who makes in a conversation, especially if the guy she's talking to is boring. (Which you said we should be.)

So unless she's all over you without the need of opening yourself, there's no way any girl will try to keep a conversation going with a boring, non-talkative guy that puts pressure on girls.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:12 am 
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thats what I meant and not what I meant... haha
my Game is going direct. and hottest girls have seen so
much, so gaming them is kinda boring for them (in my opinion)
and talking less with good bodylanguage builts so much
sexual vibe.

boring guy = girls ask stuffs like screening.
HB: what do you do fun for free time?
me: nothing special, I'm just a boring typical guy. what do you do ? (putting pressure)
HB: blah blah blah
me: cool (or sometimes if girls showoff, I call on that "WOW IMPRESSING")

HB: what kinda car do you drive ?
me: I dont have a car. so you should give me a ride

HB: where do you live?
me: lets help homeless people. take me to your home.

its like I got nothing to prove to you. or I dont need to impress you.



putting pressure = they are the one who need to DHV... its really a frame,
you cannot fake this. its come from strong confidence, abundance and titlement.

like... you approached her but not chosen her. she has to be interesting. its her
work to show her good quality's. cause if not, you dont need her. she's just one
of many hot girls. (in their head hotter they are, more pimp you are)

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:22 pm 
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thats what I meant and not what I meant... haha
my Game is going direct. and hottest girls have seen so
much, so gaming them is kinda boring for them (in my opinion)
and talking less with good bodylanguage builts so much
sexual vibe.

boring guy = girls ask stuffs like screening.
HB: what do you do fun for free time?
me: nothing special, I'm just a boring typical guy. what do you do ? (putting pressure)
HB: blah blah blah
me: cool (or sometimes if girls showoff, I call on that "WOW IMPRESSING")

HB: what kinda car do you drive ?
me: I dont have a car. so you should give me a ride

HB: where do you live?
me: lets help homeless people. take me to your home.

its like I got nothing to prove to you. or I dont need to impress you.



putting pressure = they are the one who need to DHV... its really a frame,
you cannot fake this. its come from strong confidence, abundance and titlement.

like... you approached her but not chosen her. she has to be interesting. its her
work to show her good quality's. cause if not, you dont need her. she's just one
of many hot girls. (in their head hotter they are, more pimp you are)
That's a great mindset, although there aren't a lot of people that can pull that off confidently, which makes them look insecure and actually boring. While you just say you're boring, but are giving off that mysterious vibe that makes them even more interested, which works like a charm for some people.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:28 am 
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Those techniques at the top could definitely be effective. From my experience girls will call you a "loser" or "weirdo" after the hook point, unknowingly trying to neg you. This would definitely be a good comeback if you already established your rapport as C&F.


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