First of all HELLO! First post. I'm a former PU"A" returning to the game after a bout of depression. I wasn't the best but I was pretty good. Things happened in life and I lost a lot of confidence but I'm getting over it and I'm starting to lay the pipe again.

Anyways, here's a text neg I thought of today and I'd like some input from you guys that know what you're doing. It sounds good to me but I'm completely capable of epic fails.

Me: Quick question. Do you shit money?
Her: wtf no
Me: Damn, thought you might be the perfect girl for a second. Guess I was wrong.

Thoughts?

I guess you're attempting a push-pull routine. The shitting money is just a weird comment, and then you reply to her reply with a push. So instead of doing a push +pull, you're doing a weird push +push resulting in her not talking to you.