1)Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no

2)I want a drug sniffing dog but for all the wrong reasons.

3)I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before

4)I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

5)I wonder on which day God created Justin Bieber... couldn't he have rested on that day too?

6)I think everyone should stop teasing poor Justin Bieber... She has feelings too

7)If I have to buy you a present when you get married, then you have to buy me a present when you get divorced. It's only fair.

Its my first post so your views will be highly appreciated...

hmhmh no disrespect but you would really post these as your facebook status? Not sure if it really conveys value... how old are you by the way?

I am 22 just started with this stuff...

the first one displays cocky funny, and shows some value.
the rest are just amusing lol

try brunettes do it better, or other stupid shit, I believe there is already a thread for facebook statuses that display value

Fieldtested them all, got a bunch of the girls i know to give oppinions etc
1-2-3-6-7 golden

4=litte DLV being lazy/not succesfull (they take it to serious jeeeuzzzsss >.>)
5=Religous girls did not like it and one got offended

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These are my amusing friend, did you got results from these?