| so i was going through Jays one liner post and ran into this one
What to text as a statement of interest:
"You should try out to be my new partner-in-crime. Long line, but it might be worth the wait!"
By: Jay Wa
i got thinking that you can carry this one on even more.
Make sure that the girl you are talking to seems like shes easy to talk to and is all for different routines, not just the generic interviews regular guys give(age, from,job,ext).
Once you text her this question and you get to talking, wait a couple days and then ask her what she's doing the next day.
You: So what are you doing tomorrow?
Her: Nothing that i know of yet...
You: well i am holding interviews for my partner in crime, lunch at noon to see if you qualify? **come off as funny, sarcastic** in a playful way
Her: Sure!
now once you meet her for lunch or dinner, act very serious as if you are really conducting an interview for a real "partner in crime" position.
Come off as you are not joking what-so-ever and that it is a very serious topic. Have a list of 3-5 preset questions, can be funny ones, to show you are only joking, but with a serious face on. You can even have a pen and paper to make it seem legit
You: Ok (HB) please state your full name so we can being with the interview process
Her: umm okay...[says name]
You: If we were to rob a bank, what weapon or ability would you use to succeed without getting caught?
Her: blah blah blah
You: Which type of get-a-way vehicle would best suit us?
Her:blah blah blah
You: If we had to stop an assassin from killing the president, what would be your first move?
Her:blah blah blah
You: Finish this sentence for me...."The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking....[ ]"
Her: umm idk....
the answer is Sangria from Step brothers, just joke around with her if she's never seen it before
Now after these questions she will know that you are joking but just make sure that you are acting serious. You can say, "This is not a laughing matter ma'am." while you glare at her.
After you are done asking questions, tell her you will reveal the results at a later date, and if she made the position or not
This allows you to ask her out again.
Also, once you are done asking questions you can come off as it was completely a joke, and now you have built that adventurous comfort level. She will never forget it because she is always used to asking the same questions every guy always ask her.
If she throws up a bitch shield or is not having fun with it at all, you can just stop immediately and say, "Alright, this isn't going to work, i am just going to have Jessica [other HB] be my partner in crime as clearly you do care one bit with what i have to offer."
Remember, you can ask whatever questions you want, the idea is to come off as playful, sarcastic, and funny.
Let me know if this works for any of you!
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