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...Where a girl is at on her menstrual cycle.
Yes you read that right. Try this at your own effin risk or just laugh your ass off that someone is actually making this work. Either way definitely some good psychology on how a girl’s menstrual cycle affects their mood. Sometimes it isn’t good game, but the fact the girl is ragingly horny. I found this all out while having a good time and self-entertaining myself. I wouldn't even be posting this except I've found out how to get this right most of the time and for some reason it builds attraction and it's gotten me laid numerous times. Enjoy
The Background: Pretty much a ton of alcohol to get the guts to even guess this in public with a stranger. I know if I start trying to guess menstrual cycles I am hammered and it’s about time to get my ass home!
This should never be used as an opener, or at least I've never used it as one. Just bring it up as a joke that like “I have been given the gift from God to tell where every girl is at on their cycle.” This especially shuts up the girls who think that I am just bullshitting cause who in the world could ever know that!
First understanding women: Their period lasts about 5 days (Day 1-5ish) and then they ovulate for about 5 days (Day 14-18ish). They are the least horniest right before they are about to start their period. And there is a crescendo of hornyness building from the start of their period till the end of their ovulation.
Now horny is a relative term depending on the person. Some girls are horny all the time, but they will always be the most horny when they are ovulating. Horniness is just that primal survival value kicking in to reproduce. I think it’s cruel of nature that when women are at their most horniest, they are the most susceptible to pregnancy. Damn you nature!
On average I have found 70% of girls at a club or a bar with their girlfriends are either on their cycle or ovulating. I don’t know why, I just found this out from the maybe 100+ times I’ve asked a girl where she’s at. The other 30% is in the other 20 days.
The key, and this is more for an intermediate to advanced PUA is to judge the level of intensity of IOIs. Not just to you but to the men as a whole at the venue. Now in order to guess the right number I always say, count the days from the START of your last period. That’s where the days come from below.
Girls on their period (Day 1-5ish)
For some reason, girls on their period can be the most confident. I attribute this personally to the fact that their state of mind is “Who cares, I’m on my period, not going to go home with this guy anyways”. It’s like it gives them an extra confidence boost. Kind of like how if you’ve ever gone out totally not caring to take anyone home and that made your state so attractive that you ended up getting laid.
Girls Ovulating (Day 14-18ish)
I usually see this with much more exaggerated IOIs than usual. The exaggerated flicks of the hair, biting of the lips. Much longer exaggerated eye IOIs. Now this is relative to the person, I know. Just this is something to look for. Remember, they were motivated to come out for a reason. Was it friends pushing them? The band? Or the fact that their primal selves said it’s time to get pregnant so get your ass around a bunch of guys to pro-create!
“The In-between” (Day 6-13)
This is a tricky timespot. Usually if I’ve established that they aren’t in the zone between after ovulation and their period, and I cant quite put my finger on whether they are ovulating or on their period, by way of elimination I can usually be spot on that they are here. But I don’t have any real tell-tale signs of this part in their cycle. Whenever I have guessed wrong it always seems they were in this particular zone.
After ovulation, before period. (Day 18-30ish)
Right now I am probably dating the horniest girl I have ever met. We’ve been together for a while and it’s interesting to watch even the horniest girl’s sexual desire dip a little. I know that after she ovulates, a lot more pillow and cuddle talk is what gets her going. As opposed to the time period of “the inbetween and her ovulation, straight down and dirty sex talk is what does it for her. I don’t see a lot of girls out and about the last week before their period starts. Their breasts are getting sensitive, they can feel it coming on and it’s like they start to go into hiding. Back in the day the men used to send the women outside the camp when they were on their cycle. Lol! Girls in this zone will still deliver IOIs but that drive for sex and pro-creation just seems dulled. I wish I could describe it better than that. Like they will show interest and you can #close or even kiss close but that raw primal urge to get down just seems to be lacking. Not that you can’t Fclose, but its gonna be a little harder than say a girl in the 14-18 day sweet spot. And it’s all gray area, the closer they are to their period, the less horny they will be.
So taking all that random data in I will tell the girl I can tell her exactly where she is at on her period within a day. So this gives me a 3 day window, so without any data I still would have a 10% chance of getting it right. Then based on what all I have observed will take my best guess. And if I get it wrong there are always ways to recover and laugh it off like “You really think I know where your period is? Hahaha! I can’t believe you actually told me! You’re gross!”
Random Observations:
1. Sometimes you will find girls that when you hear you can guess their cycle will get really aggressive and be have an attitude like I dare you to guess. More often than not, those girls are on that birth control shot that lasts a year in which they NEVER get their period. I guessed that once on an HB8. She was so dumbstruck. We hooked up later that night and still do to this day.
2. Don’t assume that just because the girl is with other girls that all their cycles are matched up. Not always the case. If they are it will usually be the 2 girls that are roommates or BFFs.
3. You can play this the safe or the risky way. The safe way is to make it out to be a fun game like you were gonna guess their bra size and if you’re wrong, it doesn’t matter, you were just having fun. Or you can play it as the “I’m a psychic, I know everything way. If you get it right, it’s much more impressive but getting it wrong will almost blow you out of a set. Almost”
Why I think it works?
My guess is it instantly takes you out of the equation as a potential suitor. I mean "who in their right mind who would want to bang me would talk about this?". Also there might be a hint somewhere that communicates that i understand women and that is attractive.
Would be curious to know your comments and rebuttals and jokes about this!
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