well just to let you into my world. i don't really enjoy having the big routines were i'm telling some fake story, but i have a lot of lines i usually use in certain situations to spice the convo up.

so i might start this conversation by asking her if she watches much t.v. or something else may lead to the topic of movies and i'll ask her what kind of movies she likes. this will give me an idea for watching a movie together and i might say something like "yeah, maybe we could watch that sometime if we can find the time"

also something i do to gear the conversation to sex or at least bring it up if she asks me back i'll say "college fuck fest, black booty 3,078, teen cock addicts 37" or even if she doesn't i'll ask her "well what about college fuck f..." even if she says she's not into it just be like "oh they're my faves" and even go onto "gosh, i think i'm going to have find a place to rub one out"

you have to be careful about how you say this kind of stuff for it to work. you just say it very confidently in a normal tone. it's like one of those jokes where you say something so extreme in a casual way that it makes it funny, like "yeah you could do it that way but you'll probably break your neck and die" this type of stuff you can even say around a group of people because it's playful.

the point is that you're making her feel sexually comfortable around you because of how confident you are about talking about sex. you don't want to snicker about it because then you are mocking sexuality and making yourself look insecure and making her feel like sex is a bad thing. so it's not a mocking type of humor, i refer to this type of humor as playful sexual humor because it eases the idea of sex for later. just like how when cubs play with each other it's to prepare them for hunting. it also seems to make sex seem more socially acceptable. so everyone around you who hears tends to open up more sexually. you can even get to the point where it's kind of playful then turns into real heated discussions about sex.

Nice. I had a really alpha friend who would always joke that way, I'll use this.

It feels good to help. I've also been using this kind of talk online with girls i never met before and it seems to be working great. just send it without these signs of weakness --> lol haha