| Can men trigger these same dog and cat switches in women, that pets trigger? How can we trigger her to hold us up to low standards of behavior, like a dog?
How do make her to obsess over us like over her garden, in return for flowers?
If we could do the above, then how much work could it be to then enter a relationship? Where is the tremendous payback of owning a pet or planting vegetables???????
Look:
(1) 63% of all U.S. households (71.1 million) have pets
(2) Pet ownership is often inconvenient and costs money.
(3) Many women pay a lot of attention to their pets.
(4) Pets are not leaders of men, and they burp and fart.
(5) Pets are constantly clingy and needy, yet this is okay!
(6) Many breeds have only one survival skill: being cute.
(7) People become obsessive about hobbies such as
gardening, collecting shoes, even housework.
What's going on here? Can a man take a completely different and contrarian approach to the normal dating advice, by assuming and presenting the characteristics of a pet or collectible item, and thereby be invited to just tag along on walks or become the object of a hobby like obsession?
This totally puzzles me, and I wonder if anyone has tried to emulate a dog or tried to become a woman's obsessive hobby.
Maybe I'll try to act as a dog or cat at work (IN SUBTLE WAYS!), and see how people respond. Perhaps I'll go hang out at the pet store, to see what the dogs and cats are doing to attract women, cause they sure seem to get a lot of attention. Surely the animals are doing "SOMETHING". I already went to check out the garden, and I found that the flowers there were peacocking, and showing off nice scents, shapes, and colors.
Positively purplexed, though not a pet owner.
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