Okay so last night I opened a set with a canned opener: "Hey girls is Mick Jagger actually hot? I mean he's in that Kesha song right?"... I don't usually use these but I was bored and i'm actually half interested in this topic.

One of the girls in the group turns round and says: "Oh my god I've watched that show with Mystery okay... I know about this stuff" and turns away again. Now I've never encountered this before so I was about to walk away, but this girl was hot and I had a thought...

So I come out with this, at first of all not really knowing where exactly I'm going with this. "So you won't want me to teach you anything about it then?".

She turns round in a flash.

"I mean there's probably a lot you won't have learnt just from that show....". I figured she'd feel all high and mighty from learning any of this stuff and see it as a self-defence, of course she wants to know more.

"Okay" she says, "Show us"

So I take them to a table and do literally the most basic introduction to kino escalation that anyone has ever given ever, using my target girl as a prop to show the others. I go through a whole bunch of stages of kino, demonstrating each one on this girl, describing what i'm doing, keeping eye contact with her while I talk to the group. She's taking all this because she's "learning" so I can touch her up right in front of her mates. Bare in mind all the time i'm keeping a very cocky-funny attitude.

When I finally get round to describing a kiss close i just full on go for the kiss and she kisses back! Turns out this whole time i'd been turning her on while telling her exactly how i'd been doing it.

This is officially the pick up I am most proud of and will probably remain that way for some time.

Now I figure a few of you are going to b going nuts because a taught a girl some of the tools of our trade. I DID NOT. I literally described some very obvious increases in physical contact and said that if I did this slowly enough she wouldn't notice. I simply stretched it over about 15mins. There is no way for her to go to her friends and say that she knows all the secrets of being an mPUA.