| Ok guys, ive put these together and im asking for your input and advice, Just one thing, If you give advice please make sure you have field tested what your saying to make sure it actually works, Thanksss
Script 1
PUA: OPEN FTC “Do you think it’s ok to break up with someone via text or Facebook? See I’m asking because my mates GF who he has been dating now for 4 months just dumped him today through text, she didn’t even come and see him to say it face to face. Now he’s pissed off, do you think he should be mad or is that just where things are heading these days?”
HB: Both agree on same answer.
PUA: Wow you guys all have the same opinion on this? You guys are so boring! Every group we have asked tonight have all had different answers, actually earlier we asked a couple and they both answered differently then started arguing with each other ha-ha, we just slipped away in the confusion. Since you guys have the same opinion, I’m wondering…Are you guys close?
HB: Positive
PUA: Yeah I had a feeling. See when you answered the first question you did something only people with a certain connection do, here I’ll show you, and this is something I learnt while studying Psychology. It’s called the best friends test. It’s quick and simple, ready?
HB: Positive
PUA: Ok, it’s a simple question but think about it and get it right…do you guys use the same shampoo?
HB: Any answer
PUA: Ok here’s the thing, the answer doesn’t matter, because you guys have already passed. See, if you weren’t so close to each other, you’d have kept eye contact with me as you answered. But when two people have a connection, they look at each other first- kind of like you’re doing right now.
HB: Laughs, any response
PUA: There are a lot of simple things like that which I could show you guys, but maybe another time because I really should find my friends, but before I leave I’ve got one more question. If you were a stripper, what would your stage name be? See this girl I used to know from High School is now a stripper and asked me if I knew any good stripper names. You know something awesome like Mercedes, Candy or Destiny.
HB: Trashy stripper name
PUA: Oh I like it, anyway look I really should get going, but you guys seem pretty decent and down to earth so here, put your number in, we should be heading out again around here soon and if so we might give you guys call, by the way you’re going in my phone as (Stripper name).
Script 2
PUA: “Do you think it’s ok to break up with someone via text or Facebook? See I’m asking because my mates GF who he has been seeing for 4 months just dumped him today through sms, she didn’t even come and see him to say it face to face. Now he’s pissed off, do you think he should be pissed or is that just where things are heading these days?”
HB: Both different
PUA: Oh I see so, you’re the good girl and you’re the bad girl. We’ll get you some horns, maybe a tail and definitely a pitch fork. Now you can have an angel outfit with wings and a fur halo. You can be like those 2 different parts of your mind that help you make decisions, the good side verse the bad.
PUA: Oh my god that reminds me I actually I could have used your skills today. See I was in nimbin of all fucking places, and I absolutely hate the place, But 1 of my mates lives there so I’m there sometimes to visit. But anyway there is this car driving in the main freaking street, with a flame literally coming out the back of his car. So that got me thinking, do I stop this guy and tell him. Or do I just let him keep on driving? I figured that I better tell this dude incase his car explodes and kills us all. So I try and wave this guy down, and he doesn't see me. So I walk in front of the car, yelling 'DUDE!! YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE!! GET OUT’. Now the guy's window is open, and he can hear me, and you know what he does???"
(At this point, I make a face and give the target and her entourage the finger) He flips me the bird and drives off in his burning fucking car!!! I mean honestly, what do you do?
PUA: Anyway how do you guys all know each other?
HB: Positive
PUA: Aw really that’s cool, and are you guys really close?
HB: Positive
PUA: Yeah I had a feeling. See when you answered the first question you did something only people with a certain connection do, here I’ll show you, and this is something I learnt while studying Psychology. It’s called the best friends test. It’s quick and simple, ready?
HB: Positive
PUA: Ok, it’s a simple question but think about it and get it right…do you guys use the same shampoo?
HB: Any answer
PUA: Ok here’s the thing, the answer doesn’t matter, because you guys have already passed. See, if you weren’t so close to each other, you’d have kept eye contact with me as you answered. But when two people have a connection, they look at each other first- kind of like you’re doing right now.
HB: Laughs, any response
PUA: There are a lot of simple things like that which I could show you guys, but maybe another time because I really should find my friends, but before I leave I’ve got one more question. If you were a stripper, what would your stage name be? See this girl I used to know from High School is now a stripper and asked me if I knew any good stripper names. You know something awesome like Mercedes, Candy or Destiny.
HB: Trashy stripper name
PUA: Oh I like it, anyway look I really should get going, but you guys seem pretty decent and down to earth so here, put your number in, we should be heading out again around here soon and if so we might give you guys call, by the way you’re going in my phone as (Stripper name).
So what do you guys think? To clear things up about the DHV story, Nimbin is a drug town here in Australia full of weed and whatever else you want to get your hands on, I live very close to it, its a fucken dump haha
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