i want to challenge you guys to make up random routines/banter lines using random words and post them !

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dw

The fuck?

I like your brussel sprouts, they have such an awesome song, can i wear your arse as a hat?

not random enough?

Golden whippets mind your garden, infinite Hendrix of forums?

i have no idea where you think this might end up...

Having said which:
Here' a random one that worked for me...

When last did you see a moose?

pulled her in under 30 seconds...

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"the more i practice the luckier i get"
gary player
"the more i practice the fuckier i get"
smashy

Hahaha brillant. But what is thread supposed to be about? It makes no sense whatsoever...random words into routines? give us an example

Why bother when the computer can do it for you?

Just start off with something you're trying to say.

1. Then use one of the free translation services to translate it into another language.
2. Translate it back into English.
3. Repeat as necessarily until you have something humorous.
4. Use, "Have you ever tried to use one of those translation services?" as an opener with a story about using them for whatever reason. Riff on how other cultures have funny oddities and grammar issues when trying to speak in English.
5. Get her (and her friends) to attempt a funny translation of her own in real time.

Presto full routine based around a universal subject of trying to communicate and being misunderstood.

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