i was bored the other day so i made a list of different ways of calling a girl a dork

you're such a dork.....i thought i saw you at the star wars convention.

you're such a dork.......i bet you can solve a rubix cube in under a minute.

you are such a Dorkasaurus.......but its cute

you're a real life Dorkarella.......but even though your nerdy you dress nice............i bet people used you to do their science homework all the time.

Your laugh is totally dorkarific!

"Have a dorkarific day!"

i don't know......if i hang around you to long i might catch Dorkaphobia.

you :you so dorkalicious
her : whats that mean ?
you : it means you're a sexy dork

you're such a Dorkamuffin.........I bet you spend all you're free time reading books about mystical creatures like faries and stuff.

you are such a dorkatard !

you're so the geek chick.......i bet you're whole life is just one big dorkathon.

i bet your whole life is just one big dorkamatic adventure

HER; your such a dork
YOU; I'm not a dork, I'm a dorkazoid, is that ganna be a problem ?

YOU: your a dorkazoid
HER : what ? blah blah
YOU: it's someone who's too cool to be a dork !

you're a dorkball !

(when she says something weird) say
"I'm sorry. I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!"

you're a dorkus maximus. you totally started the dork revolution!

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dw