I was watching videos by Mystery and he told his example of a comeback when guys mock his patterned suit jacket thingie.

Mystery: (in an AMOG voice impersonation) "Hey dude, nice suit, is that from a couch or somethin'?"
Mystery: (as himself) "Yeah, actually, it's from my great-grandmother's couch and she's really pissed because she has to sleep on the springs now."

I found that funny. Did you ever had to do anything similiar when someone mocked anything you peacocked with or whatever? Maybe we can help each other out too, if someone gets something mocked constantly and needs a good comeback for it.

This is a great idea for a thread. I get mocked for having spikey hair or wearing glasses, sometimes. I used to be baldy and got mocked for that too

I can't remember how I responded though but I did go alpha about it.