This is a game I came up with that I usually just play with my friends for fun, but I realized everybody gets a kick out of it so I think I'll start using it as a routine. Basically, you first have to ask the group if they like bacon. Inevitably, somebody (or everybody) will because bacon is fucking awesome. Anyways, you go on to say that bacon is the greatest, most versatile food ever because it goes with anything. Then challenge the group to come up with a lunch or dinner meal (not a dessert or snack) in which adding bacon actually makes it WORSE. Believe it or not, its a really hard thing to do. Salads, hamburgers, steak...a lot of stuff is made better by bacon. The only thing I've come up with that bacon would actually make worse are the Indian dishes that have yogurt sauces in them.

Obviously, if nobody likes bacon, this won't work.

I'm also debating using this as an opener, "Hey, my friend and I were having a bacon debate, we could use your help. Yes, you heard me, a BACON debate. Is there any food bacon doesn't make better?" Then take it from there.

Mind you, this isn't field tested, but it will be soon.

-Esperanto