| Hey guys, I've been trying to figure out how to contribute this routine I've been working on...if you don't know/can't remember what Lincoln Logs or Legos are google it, the more you know about each of them the better it'll sound later on.
I've used it as an opener, mid-game, and texting, so really how you use it is up to you. (This description is from mid-game)
Me: Wait...before we can continue this relationship I need to know something important. (Serious face)
HB: (Typically gets a very confused look) ...What's that?
Me: We're you a Lego's kid or a Lincoln Logs kid?
HB: Lego's/Lincoln Logs
-This is where it splits depending on how you want to take it. Since I was a Lego's kid I will always neg girls who weren't-
Me: (If its Lincoln Logs) Oh...see this just isn't going to work out...
HB: Why not?
Me: Believe it or not whether you were a Lego's kid or Lincoln Logs kid has a huge bearing on what kind of person you grow to be.
HB: Really/How/Explain
Me: See, Lincoln Logs teaches kids that life gives you perfect sized pieces and that everything fits together on its own, and if it doesn't fit than it wasn't meant to be. No innovation, or creativity.
Me: Lego's on the other hand...teaches kids that life has different colors, pieces, and shapes and in order to succeed you have to be creative and adventurous. (you can elaborate here)And I just can't be caught dead with a girl with no sense of adventure.
HB: That's not true I'm: blah, blah, blah (usually something dealing with being adventurous)/ Did you just come up with that? (I usually respond with something like "Yea, but since you obviously were a Lincoln Logs kid you don't believe me")
***If they were a Lego's kid I'll either reply with, "Okay, I we'll be able to work" or I flip it and say I was a Lincoln Log kid.***
Without going into detail about this version I'll list some things to say.
Lego's: Lego's teaches kids that there's an answer for everything, and makes them think life is easy because they give them so many different options.
Lincoln Logs: Lincoln Logs teaches kids that in order to succeed and stand out they have to think out of the box to make something other than those damned log houses, it teaches them to be creative and adventurous.
-Depending on the girl I'll elaborate on the Lego/Lincoln Log pros and cons, its really dependent on how well she's responding to it. I've had some girls watch super intently, and actually had one have a debate with me (she was a lincoln log kid, lol) But really I like to transition to how she's not adventurous because it usually leads to her trying to prove herself to me. Try it out and let me know how you guys do. I'm really curious to see if this routine can be improved upon and turned into something better. Thanks guys.
-Krazi
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