ME: (walks to a set where ive recieved nonverbal iois) You wont' believe this, but my buddy has just shat himself

:D
them: what the fuck?/ uh/ hahaha really?
ME: yeah seriously he does this everytime
my wing: (in this case keith, walks over,) oh is he doing this again? HAHA this guy, i dont know why im still his friend
ME: (acknowleding his joking tone) wait so would you guys disown a friend just because he shat himself?
target(thank god): Hhaha of course! thats digusting and rude
me: (to her friend) how could you trust a girl who would bail on you everytime you had an accident?
convo changes
i was in
i number closed on target
didnt call it
HB7 used as a test for the routine