If you ever feel an AMOGer is taking it over the top trying to show you up in froint of your HB, here is a flawless remark which they will not come back from.

"i remember when i had my first beer"

It has worked for me on a few occasions when i have had to use it an it leavers the AMOG's pretty much gobsmacked.

i wouldn't recommend it for the timid because it could turn into something ugly if not used in the correct way.

This will also show the girl you are fast, witty and can stick up for yourself.

If any one has anymore AMOG dissarmers please add

Clembo

nice man. great disarm. i'm not the biggest guy so sometimes AMOG's will try to start something with me after a comment like that. in that situation i always follow it up with a hearty laugh and a big smile to blatantly show i'm joking around then something like "aw man i'm just playin" and put my hand out for a high five/hand shake. if he doesn't shake i'll just give him a shoulder pound or something and adjust my body position to face him, maybe even turning my back to the rest of the set and talk to him for a quick second, just shoot the shit like "man check out that babe over there, i saw her working that dude like she desperately needed attention" or i'll lean in and say my favorite line "hey man, fuck bitches get money, right?", then turn back to the set.

i find its always best to build some rapport with the AMOG's personally to sort of befriend them. this shows the guys you can be one of them and lets the girls know you have the social skills to engage everyone and aren't just hitting on the them, not to mention the obvious DHV.

"lead the men and the women will follow"

"Hey man, why are you trying to shoot me down, theirs no need for the negativity?"

Yeah if he isn't so astounded by your rudeness then decideds that your going to be to much trouble and leaves, that'll probably be the responce that leaves you utterly fucked.

Unless I misread you and you mean to sya that he is insulting you.

Otherwise it's a dlv.

Plus yes if you aren't witty then I suppose it's ok to have some canned insults, but bandaids only cover the wound, what if he decides to just insult you back and keep pushing with it harder than you can?

No offense, but if you say this to someone who knows what theyre doing, you will come across like a chump with quickness. I would just laugh at the guy, say "Thats cute" then go back to owning the set. Its pretty rude like Fin said. What ever works for you tho I suppose.

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Agree with the guys here, if i said this to a somewhat buzzed man in front of women i'd get my face smashed.

When an "AMOG" moves into my set i usually just go "Well im sure, ____ can entertain you guys while i entertain myself to a drink!" with a smile start walking.

If i do this just as soon as he initiates contact, and you've had a somewhat tight game, the set will most definatly follow me over to the bar obstacle neutralized and without witts and insults.

At the bar you just lean back and you've earned those dhv points you should be getting by having girls follow you around now.

"hey...look at that cool shirt your wearing...look at those stripes, wow. I remember my mum getting me one of those in high school".......another one i remember reading was if an AMOG approached you & your set, before he speakes, turn to him and say "dude...ill liturally give you 50pounds to take these girls away from me"....He'll look at the set, and generally get pissed at you for mocking him, these chicks will love that line.

nbuckles you sound like your trying to be his friend to much in that post, be more of a dick and call him out on all his shit, tell him how cool they are and how tough they are make them aware that you know whats up a good post is one by leprechaun called AMOGing Defined + Routines

"OH DAMN! Teach me how i can be cool like you!"

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yeah i agree with chaz on this 1.. dont have to take shit from an amog.. once you know what hes up to.. neg him hard.. it works better if you got a friend or your wing with you.. me and my wing were at this party and we managed to amog 6 guys at once from laughing at college they went to and pointing out their flaws..

(guys talking to our targets)
us:hey everyone, blah blah,
them:who are you guys?
us:tribalmantra and shadowflex (not our real names)
(intros to everyone)
us: so are all you guys from blah college?
them:yeah
us: HAHAHAHAhahaha...ha ohh sucks for you..

by the end of the night they didnt have anyone and tried to fight one of our other mates for hitting on the hosts target but that didnt even go their way..

in the long run i reckon if someones trying to amog you why should you give him respect..shut him down if you can..most chicks dont actually like violence so if he tries to fight you point out his violent side as a flaw.. we did this and the chicks who thought they were cool ended up hating them by the end of he night..

i once had a douche bag tool me infront of a few girls. two of which i liked .. he took out his camera . and started taking pictures while saying stuff like doesnt he look like <someguy> he totally does .. while everyoen laughs .. it was a mjor DLV for me ..

i didnt respond but kind of just walkedout but had a major feeling i had just lost the battle ..

what could i have said ...

that suck bro but if you ever get caught in that situation again just say
"OHH CAMERA TIME!"
sit real close to the girls you like and make him take heaps of pics of you and your girls if he comments on you again say "ohh your right i do look bad here, take another then!" he might get bored after a while then say
"ohh do u want me to take some pics?" then start taking pics of just the girls faces, hand it back to him and say "i would have included you in the pics but i didnt want to break your lense" or somthing like that.. just start tearing into him but with a smile on your face so you dont seem like a jerk infront of your targets

Owning AMOG<Befriending AMOG

If you don't get this, then your game sucks.