| - Preferably to be used if you are younger, like 18-20ish. Requires heavy modifications otherwise.
- My first attempt at a DHV story. Spikes are a bit watered down, but sometimes subtlety is an asset?
- It's more of a hook routine, to be used early on in the game.
- Advantage: The whole love/marriage bullshit appeals to them.
OPENER (OPTIONAL)
Yo, I need a female opinion on something. Ok, there's a point to this. Would you date a guy who lived in a tent? Would you marry a guy who lived in a tent?
ROUTINE:
I have a friend named John who is a really nice guy but he's a bit awkard. 5 months ago I got him (SPIKE) his first girlfriend, and about 2 weeks into the relationship he said he was in love. She's 16, and he's 18. And just a few weeks ago, they got engaged. His parents kicked him out of their house, so now they are living at her place, and they are probably gonna be kicked out of there too, because, you know. So basically, they're going to be living in a tent.
*filler talk*
Another thing. I went to a party last summer, I got smashed, she was there, and... yeah (SPIKE). Don't hate, it wasn't my fault. She said the reason she did it is because John would never sleep with her, because he was really sensitive. He said he didn't want to "ruin" their relationship. As if they had a relationship in the first place. I don't think John understood the fact that you can't have a healthy relationship that way (SPIKE). I don't want John to find out, because he's essentially my best friend, I've known him for years (SPIKE). What should I say to her to make sure she doesn't squeal? _________________ - VIRGIN -
Ok guys, I'm not going to be an asshole keyboard jockey who pretends to have game. I'm a virgin, weight my ideas/advice accordingly.
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