I don't know if this really qualify's as a DHV story, but my friend told it to me and it sure as hell is interesting.

PUA: Hey so do you guys know who Rasputin was?
HB: No
PUA: Well he's the main bad guy in that disney movie Anastasia, but he was a real dude. Anyway, did u know he had a 12 inch dick?
HB:WTF? Are you serious?
PUA: Seriously. Yeah, these women found it after he died and they worshiped it, and it got bought and sold by a bunch of different people. Today its in some museum in Russia, and i think some people still worship it.
HB: That's ridiculous.

(This is accurate information btw. Check it out on Wikipedia.)

It sure is interesting, but not proven truth. Use it by all means it's guaranteed to stimulate curiousity!! Thanx for that. I'ts going to be a good conversational topic

ya its not 100% proven, but then again, i don't think many HB's out there are gonna shoot u down for having some minor factual inaccuracies. It's just like a 30 second routine, or i suppose u could even use it as an opener. Again, it's not meant to be a DHV piece, just interesting shit

its a funny story, tho not true.

I wouldnt really say its a DHV either, tho you could come off as "the smart guy" in some circles just for knowing who Rasputin is.

I would also say, there are a whole lot more crazy stories about that guy than his dick, like the sheer amount of women he shagged, and how hard he was to kill in the end. Google him sometime, the stories abound.

oh i have read up on him and all the other stuff. i just thought it was an amusing little tidbit

its sort of like the "how many 9s are there from 1-100?" deal.not really DHV, just total bullshit, but it sounds like it makes since

yeah, Rasputin's dick is shown off on Viena Museum, 28 cm...

It's nice nice idea, maybe you could add something like:

PUA: wow, 28 cm...do you know how much is this? That big ( you show with the hands), it's enormous, it fits no trouser...5 cm bigger than mine, that's a lot...One question, girls, does size matter?

wikipedia isn't a good source haha

this is hilarious -- its the elvis question of 2009

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