approach set and ask
ME:"hey can i get your opinion on something"
HB: yes/ ok/whatever
ME:"do i look gay to you"
HB:(hopefully) no/whatever
ME: ok because i went to the mall on monday with my best friend and i was supposed to be shopping for christmas for my sisters birthday and my ex. so we leave a store and my friend says" dont look now but i think that guys gay" so obviously i look up and we make eye contact but i look away as fast as i can but it was too late he sensed me. with him was two other black people. he was wearing purple with a lip ring and dressed ghettoish, one friend was in red and the other in white. now these two friends look straight but as we walked passed them the guy in the red had his chest puffed all the way out so i was like" man they are all gay" i laughed. so we go to the other side of the mall into pac sun....5 mins later my friends says " guess who's here" i look up and it's them grazing their hands across all the clothes so we make our way to the other side of the store then my friend says" i really like this shirt" i say "i dont care im leaving" so we leave. we split up and he goes to this store called brick city. I go into white candle barn so i can actually look for gifts and the lady is taking forever to find the little peices of paper that you spray the scents onto and what do you know, they guy in red and the guy in white both come into the store. the lady finally gives me some paper and i turn around and bump into the red guy. this guy has the hardest chest i have ever felt/bumped into ok he is shocked then he slowlys looks me up and down smile and say's whats your name.i run.... i think

this actually happened so what do i need to change or keep

They say gay people can tell their kin...
haha.
Stay away from whatever you were wearing that day, a v-neck I presume, and start shopping online.

_________________
www.gettingyourgirl.com

It's pretty good, but it's too long and wordy. Stories should be cut as thin as possible while achieving the 'morals' (or in seduction, keeping the DHVs).