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| Ray Charles | PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:24 am | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:44 pm Posts: 129 Website: http://www.myspace.com/sixleggedsalamander Location: Adelaide, Australia | | These are Gamemasters lines, which is pretty much composed of sex jokes and innuendo's (innuendo being my favorite word)
"If you buy me a drink, you might get lucky tonight"
"I can't please every girl but I'll give you a chance tonight"
"Women are lining up to be with me"
"It's tough to be such a sex symbol"
"Aren't you going to get too horny if I sit next to you?"
"I'm organising an orgy for my friend's birthday. Wanna come?"
"I like you because you're intelligent (gesture over her breasts). I like myself because I'm intelligent too (gesture over your dick)." (once GM even later got a phone-call where the girl said she wanted to show him her intelligence:)
"If you're nice enough I will lick you."
"How does it feel like to be with (one/two) handsome blokes?"
"My friend's jealous because mine is bigger."
"Look, we have to go (to her place) now because I have a date in 2 hours. No we can't go to my place because I have a friend sleeping there."
"I love myself sooo much I can't leave myself alone."
"I wish I could split myself in 5 ("me"s) so that I could please all the women."
"I have to go to the hospital tomorrow" - "What for?" - "To get an operation, (pointing down) mine's too big"
"Do you know how I can have a 24 cm /11 inch dick?" "???" "When I fold it in half"
"Are you hands clean?" - "Yeah" - "Ok, could you hold my dick for me while I'm peeing?"
"You know, that really bothers me, all those girls and guys going after me, and they're only interested because of it, you know, I want to be appreciated for who I am, not for just my HUGE penis."
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