ME: You know it's very unfair, it's really hard to be a man in this society, but you women got it made.

HB: What? No! Why?

ME: Well, A man has to be funny, good looking, a good father, husband, provider, ambitious, sensitive, strong and can't forget anniversaries or birthdays.

And women only have to do one thing...

HB: What?

ME: Show up naked!

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Sorry, I dont think this will work...

A better finish would be.

HB: What?
PUA: Women.

i really dont like this. you're raising her up on a platform through that.
i've made the mistake of saying this twice to two different girls... both their reactions were the same:
"what?! men are sooo picky! we're either too fat or too skinny. our feet, ass, boobs, lips etc either too big or too small. we can never meet your high standards that you set for us..." followed by more insecure ranting.

and Ezo, you're normally right but your "better" finish makes you seem desperate.

i'd avoid this one at all costs.. unless she starts talking about how easy she has it or something.

I stand corrected... You are right, there is no possible way to save this joke... And it has been used in that film with Harrison Ford and Ross from friends. 7days and 7 nights or sth like that.

ye no way to save this one. By running this routine, you are also insulted women, demonstrating them as sex objects and implying your finding it hard to be a "man" in this society.

i'm gonna agree with the responses so far. i wouldn't even share this joke with a girl i already attracted, nevermind one i'm working on.