| So here's this DHV story I made up. It's unused, really, but I did tell it to this one girl online and she seemed to be interested in talking to me. Here's how it goes:
hey let me ask you something, the other day my friends and i were out looking for something to do on a monday night, and my one ogre-like buddy is all, "hey let's go to a strip club!" I'm like...ehhhh...but they're all, "yeah come on man!" so i'm like, fine, whatever, right? so this stripper comes up to me, and she's pretty cute i guess but she's a stripper, and she's all trying to get me to buy a lap dance, and I'm trying not to be an asshole, but I'm thinking, "ugh god, I'm not spending 30 bucks so you can grind on me for 3 minutes," and I'm starting to get irritated, and she's all, "what's your problem?" and I'm like, "i just don't wanna waste 30 dollars, is all." so she's all, "waste!?" and I'm "yeah, waste." so then she like, sits down at my table and starts talking to me, and I'm like, "what the hell?" in my head. so we get to talking, and she turns out to be kinda cool, but I'm still like, "it's a stripper." so she goes off and does her thing or whatever, and when we go to leave, she asks for my number. So, I give it to her, and now she WON'T STOP CALLING ME! What should I do!?
then disagree with the HB's response, for instance if she says, "you should get to know her" say, "yeah, but what if we end up dating? I don't want other guys looking at my g/f naked!" but if the HB says, "just stop taking her calls," say, "but what if she's just a nice girl who really needs the cash to pay off college loans or something?"
What do you guys think????
EDIT: oh yes, this isn't intended to be an opener (hence why it's in comfort and attraction section) I don't think it would work very well as one
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