okay so i haven't had a chance to field test this yet but tell me what you think.

mainly for A3 isolation

so you go and open a set do your stuff but remember that false time constraint? well use that and leave for a few mins.

Now if you have a wing then get him to go to set and say

wing: haha you wont believe whats up... some chick keeps stalking ____
set: what where? bla bla

then a few seconds later you grab your target and say

I need to borrow you for a sec, guys we'll be back in 2 mins.

take her to a wall and put your arm around her. make sure she has her back to rest of the club.

you: okay some girl is following and i need you to help me out here
her: what? no/ haha okay/ i like donkey shit

note: if she resists then neg her by saying "seriously grow up, help out a friend"

then you just kino esclate from there and put up a hoop

you: quick pretend like i said something funny
her: HAHAHA/er.../ i like donkey shit
you: wtf?cant you do anything better? then you tickle her and make her laugh
you: there that's better...
her: bla bla
you: cut her off "okay wait..shh shes looking...okay shes walking away.....AWESOME didn't expect that to work.
her: bla bla
you: okay i need you to be my girlfriend for the night... if she comes back we do something similar.

then just take her back and continue

so what do you guys think?

This would be absolutely great with a female wing, who plays the stalker. Otherwise, without some girl who is actually staring at you the whole time, you are going to come off as full of shit or somebody who exaggerates waaaay too much in their head the signals other girls are sending. Neither one is too good for building value, tho you can go cocky funny with the full of BS part and save the situation if she is attracted to you.

Edit* Man I totally love donkey shit, too. Some day I will meet a girl who keeps randomnly spitting that line back at me as a response, and then we can fulfill my depraved donkey shit sex fetishes. Someday..