I was talking with an HB9 at the gym and i always noticed how she power walks EVERYWHERE. So i brought this up while she was lifting.

Me: So, why do you power walk everywhere? Are you in rush all the time?
HB: What? I dont do that
Me: You most certainly do.
HB: Well i never notice.
Me: Everyone else does.
*finishing up her workout and walking back to her car*
Me: See youre doing it again!
HB: NO IM NOT!
Me: Look at you! Youre 20 feet in front of me!
HB: No... (slows down until im next to her then we start walking again)
Me: Wow, you just cant stop can you?!
HB: You just walk tooo slow, see ill walk how fast you walk
*she ends up walking next to me all the way back to her car*

I didnt plan this at all, it just my personality at work

Thoughts?

-fuzz

That was perfect.

Used the situation(Excercise),noticed unique thing(Power Walk),effective neg(You power walk EVERYWHERE?!)

Good job.

Thanks, Black

I didnt even realize i had been NEGing her until after i got home.

-fuzz

That was perfect she seems to be insecure of her walking now and will probably remember you the next time she catches herself walking fast or the next time one of her friends points it out!

Swift one

amazing!

dude that was pure genus...it flowed very well....looks like that would be good for walking in a park behind hb's.....if she says in the end your hitting on me...tell her dont flatter yourself i was walking and noticed the ass wasnt so firm because you were power walking hahaha...ok bad example funny tho....good post man!!! [/list]

nice 1 dude.

That was coo. Did you ever number close her?

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nice, sounds like something i would do myself. i like those kind of openers.

i was at the club and this HB8.5 walks by. 3 different dudes approach her and straight get dissed. so im thinking, whats the best opener here...im looking at her and im like, daym i wonder what her ethnicity is...so i said eff it, ill go with that

ME: daym, ive been trying to figure out your ethnicity all night
HB: (grabs my arm) what do you think i am
ME: i dont know, usually i can guess - but tonight im drawing a blank
HB: chinese...
ME: really?
HB: filipino...
ME: really!?
HB: chinese filipino
ME: now youre effin with me now arent you
HB: nah im filipino

so from this point on the opener is done and i move into convo...
shortly after we're taking pics, kinoing, grinding, etc...

she gets my number, blah blah

anyway, i guess my point is - its easy for me to come up with situational openers like that

Is this funny or what?

approach a gurl and simply say
"Hi!(pause n b4 she can say anything)
"I'm a human being! What are you? " (in a jokey way obviously)
i know som guy wil put on a serious face lol.
anyway comments?

Not only did you neg her, she totally was qualifying herself to you and was mirroring your pace

hahaha. Nice. Perfect exicution as well. Make her realise what shes doing and then she will be self contious all the time about it now and think of you. An anchor and a neg in one. Nice job.

haha thats pretty good and it was spontaneous which makes it even better!