| Gonna try to make this quick and painless as possible while including every single detail. This shit was magical. DAMN I LOVE GAME!!
Guy rings my doorbell and tells me that they are in the neighborhood cleaning carpets for free. KIRBY! Says that they will clean one portion of my home with no obligation or cost to me at all. Only that I tell my friends about the Kirby product. (obligation right?) So I say hell yeah. He asks me what my trouble area is, and I tell him the hallway. He comes in and inspects and says that someone will be back in about 15 minutes to clean my carpet.
Girl and a guy show up. Girl is HB8. Nice ass tits and beautiful legs. She's wearing this low cut shirt and a skirt! A freaking skirt! This girl was really out to make a sale! Guy gives me a brief on what is taking place and says that the HB8 will take care of the rest. In order to get my carpet cleaned, I have to listen to their promo.
He takes off and the girl starts taking out all of these parts and pieces to a vacuum. I'm thinking someone is going to show up with a van and drag some hoses and crap through my house to clean my carpet, but they are trying to sell me a vacuum.
So I sit through this demo trying to keep my 9 month old daughter entertained while listening to her and the entire time, she's sitting there bending over, showing me her beautiful tits and ass. Panty shots the entire time! TOO FUCKING CRAZY! This demo takes about an hour and she's vacuuming my damn living room showing me how worthless my current vacuum is.
As she's vacuuming, I cut her short and let her know that I'm not going to buy it and just wanted my carpet cleaned. Damn thing costs $3K! So she's ends the demo and starts vacuuming my hallway. I feel a little bad and tell her that she doesn't need to finish it. She says that she will and that's it's not a problem. I insist and tell her to just come chill.
So, she starts packing everything up, and we hop on the couch and continue to chit chat. GAME ON!! I DHV like it's my sole purpose in life. I neg like I've never negged before. I escalate through words since I can't really kino her. I wish I had a video camera cause the crap I did was literally gold in the PUA world.
I call her a bad girl and let her know that I can't hang out with her because she'd get me into trouble. I say some crap about how she's a little cool, but my daughter is important to me and I have to be there for her. She replies back with that she's more than a little cool and that she's done with her bad girl days. So I dig deeper. Asked her what made her such a bad girl and she went on to tell me story after story, most of them having to do with her being naked and drunk. LMAO! She even crossed the subject of giving head...
Then she asks me if I've ever been married. I blow her off with a comment about how this wasn't first date talk. She goes on to talk about how she was married. Started with her meeting this punk guitar artist. She said she was drawn to the fact that he played guitar and how she just got wet when he played. LMAO! Told her I would not break out my guitar cause I didn't need any mess on my couch. She said that she would use the Kirby and clean it up. Can we say IOI? She kept playing with her hair and asked on two separate occasions if I thought it looked ok. She used the bathroom and when she came back her hair was done up. I messed with her saying that she was trying to impress me.
This goes on for about an hour. Finally I say that I'm gonna get a drink. I mention that I would offer her one but she's on the job. She says that she'd love a drink and not to tell her boss. LMAO! So we sit drink and b/s. Another 30 minutes pass and our conversation is picking up steam. It just keeps getting better and better and I'm pretty much thinking to myself, I could fuck this girl right now if I wanted to. If I only knew how long it would take her boss to get back, it'd be a done deal. The IOI's just kept coming and coming, over and over again. Her talking about her tits, telling me that she knows I like them. I brush her off with how this is cali and girls with nice tits are dime a dozen. She had these earrings that had brass knuckles on them and I used this to kino.
So finally I break it out. Tell her that she's pretty cool and that we should hang out sometime and told her to give me her number. She jumped at it without any hesitation. We step outside to smoke and we're working on our second drink by now. We see the guy that initially came to my house walking by. She mentions that if he had been here, he would have been hitting on me. I tell her that I have her here hitting on me instead. She says that I like it and I tell her that I'm a little uncomfortable with it actually. Gay guy walks down the street and we see him stop and start talking to a girl sitting on the corner with a bunch of Kirby boxes. I LOL at this cause here my Kirby girl is sitting in the house comfy watching tv and drinking with me, and this chick is sitting on the curb waiting on their boss to come back and get them.
So I tell her to invite her friend to come over too. She calls her up, and the girl comes over. She's not happy and is like aren't you cold? My girl says that she's been inside the entire time hanging out with me. This sad look comes over the cold girl. She's hot as hell though. More hot than the one I've been hanging out with. The game continues! She talks about how she's been having a hard time. So I offer her a drink. I then ask, her if she wants a drink or a DRINK and she says a DRINK. So the three of us are sitting there drinking and b/sing and apparently this chick is in an abusive relationship.
My roommate comes in and I tell him to grab a drink and join us. Doorbell rings and it's my friend. Now there are 3 girls sitting in my house and I introduce everyone to everyone. My roommates girlfriend shows up and I'm pretty much like, let's PARTY! She walks in like WTH is going on in here.
Eventually the boss shows up and I'm walking them all to the door. Original Kirby girl takes her drink and downs it! Damn thing was at least halfway full. As I walk her to the door, I tell her that I will hit her up so we can hang out and she says cool. Then I say "Hold up... I gotta try this to see how it feels." I lean in and kiss her and we sat there in the door way just about making out. I pull away and she has this huge grin on her face and she's red! She leaves and says to make sure I contact her.
Like I said, I wish I could have video taped this crap because I was in an unbelievable zone. Things just kept pouring out of me and you could just see the IOI's dropping over and over again. Only thing that could have made this pickup any better is if she has been an absolute HB10. Other than that, GAME was perfect!
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