Just a quick back story. Texted this girl last night for a bit, and the running joke between us is that we're secret spies and that we are infiltrating some sort of illegal, underground, Russian crime association. We both have spy nicknames, mine is Crazy Train. Last night I was the last one to send a text and did not receive one back. This morning however, I get a facebook wall post in which she used my "Secret" spy name accompanied by a generic greeting. Trying to use call-back humour, I sent her a text saying "You just blew our cover! The Russians are totally onto us now, we're gonna have to flee the country!" My intent was to imply avoiding the use of facebook, as I have the number already and facebook would deduce me to contacting her in lowest terms. About 4 hours later she replied with "Yes, because you are rude (insert angry face) you didn't answer to my comment (insert sad face) You are not a secret spy anymore (insert another unhappy face)"

What the hell do I do with this? Obviously i'm not gonna apologize or write on her wall, but i'm lost. I figured I was still acknowledging her wall post, but used a more personal means of replying. Now, I should add, this girl saw my band play a live show once, and either I convinced her, or she convinced herself that we met even though I know 100% we did not. I number closed her on facebook chat (lame, I know) under the pretense that she would give me spanish lessons in exchange for english lessons. Theres a language barrier as her first language is Spanish, so maybe she misinterpreted? Any advice would be appreciated, i've tried to look for pick-up related advice on how to handle this as its slightly beyond me how to, but nothing seems too relevant. Thanks in advance dudes! First post, hopefully many more to come.

Seems like the role playing games are not really getting you anywhere. I think you need a mix between role playing and realistic conversation. That way you can DHV (about all the exciting things in your life) and increase her interest level.

Phone call time! Text can get wierd and mis-interpreted. You need to have a funny friendly chat on the phone to clear things up.

Obviously one of you missed a text message somewhere along the line.