hey guys... so im really in a shit place cause i met this really cute girl at hooters last week, she was our waitress and i numberclosed her(the fr is on the forum hooters hottie) so heres where i need ur help.

i called her 2days after closing and she was sleeping and sick, we had a quick chat and that was it! the next day at about 4 in the afternoon i text her saying "lets rob a bank" so she calls me ryt away and i finishh the thread and tell her i hav to go cause im at a casting and ill talk to her later. so a few mins later i text saying "remember.... practice ur aim, talk l8r criminal;)" no reply! next day i try call no answer so i text " hey carrot wat did sushi a say to sushi b?" the message wasnt delivered and sometimes my phone just dosnt send them so i send another the next day "hey carrot.... wats up?" (im such an afc) so not delivered! later that night both got delivered and she texts me saying "hey monkey wats the plans tonight?" i wait a while then say "im flirting with bacheloretts for tips... wat u doin 2mo?"(i work at a club so it fits) and to that i have recived no reply that was on friday (2days ago) wat do i do?? im pretty bleak i feel like an mAfc... advice? maybe im over thinking shit i dunno.

" i text her saying "lets rob a bank" " Ha, that's brilliant.

You have a lot of these fun little texts, unless she fucking loves them, go easy on shooting them at her (the first one's great, but one after the other after the other is bad, especially when there is no conversation in between them.).

I'd give her a call (I prefer calls over texts, especially when you want to set up a date.) and get a little serious with her, set up a date, (date being asap), not too much bullshit. Make sure you're not going into the entertainer role, and remember that it's quite dangerous to have contact with your target over the phone and through texts, while not seeing her in person (no physical tension, hardly any sexual tension, no kino, etcetera).

If she doesn't go for it, drop her, get other girls. When you #-closed she was still a hired gun. Not to be an asshole, but there's always the possibility that she does these kinds of things to customers so they might come again and tip more. So don't wait for her, [date ASAP, if no, other girl.].

-ZeroValley