I think I just discovered something good to text. I did this without thinking and it might have worked!

I texted a girl that I know and it went like this

Me:i kinda, sorta had a sex dream about you last night

HB: oh yeah?

Me: oh yeah. it was an okay dream. (I think this qualifies as a neg even though its just discussing a dream)

HB: Just ok? Ouch!

Me: just ok. but don't worry, I'll try not to let one little dream sway my opinion of you in real life.

HB: well thats not ok. i like sex too much to be just okay. even in a dream

Me: sounds to me like you've set some pretty high standards for yourself. you sure you can live up to them?

blah blah blah. my goal from here is to make her feel like she has to prove something, and then from there set up a date, then bring up how seriously she takes her sexual prowess when I see her. then work from there, into her bed

What do y'all think? critique away please