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| rossa | PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:03 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:04 am Posts: 6 | | I am welcome to all opinions and criticism on what I did wrong.
Well I was at this club a few weeks ago that played house and electronic music. I was a bit thirsty after downing several beers I decided to go to the bar and get some water. The bar was in a corner of the building and at the end of the bar there were red plastic cups and a pitcher of water to help serve your thirsty needs. It's also there so you don't have to waste the bartender's time. Well as I was pouring myself some water these two girls (I'd rate them 5 and 6.5.) tell me her thats my water. And I just look into their eyes and grab two more cups and pour it for them and formally introduce myself to them. Then they ask me to dance so I dance with both of them and I was like.... "umm...... fuck it why not" I was already shitfaced so I didnt really care.
I found out that 5 is 24 years of age with twins. I rated her a 5 cause although she has a cute face, she still has that momma fat/belly going on. I really am attracted to like super model type women. But anyway, the other girl was a 6.5. she was shy, like 2 inches taller than me and cuter hence why I gave her a higher rating. Anyway, we go outside to smoke and talk and chit chat for a bit. I don't really remember what we talked about but we went back inside and I was sitting next to 5 on the barstools and 6.5 was standing infront of us. she then cuts me off and asks
5: Hey, I hope you don't get offended by this question but are you straight?
me: No, I'm far from straight.
Then I put my arm around her and bring her closer and say, "I'm just messing with you, i'm straight" She asked me if I was straight because a lot of gay people go to that club and i was dressed neatly, I shop at express and metro park. if you get the picture.
5: Can I make out with you?
me: Fuck yeah!
Then we make out and 6.5 is staring at us all lonely 5 and 6.5 start to make out and I say "lets 3 way" and we all make out but realize it was fucking hard to make out all three at the same time so the two begin to share me but then I decide to make out with 5 more and when I was done, I looked at 6.5 and was like "you look like you didnt get enough love so we start making out."
Then they asked for my number and I gave it to them and they left the club. I really didn't want to ask for their number even though I should have so I can get a fuck buddy but shit. I really don't want to mess with a 5 I want standards and I just stooped low. at least they werent ugly.
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