So last night, because all of my male friends are terrified of women and I'm trying to do things to make me confident in situations that make me uncomfortable, I went to the strip club ALONE. I was pretty realistic about that fact I had about 0 value going in so I wasn't expecting much. Also, this was my first ever sarging attempt.

Anyway long story short I nearly F closed a stripper HB9. Not sure how much of it was fools game, but I DHV'd, neg'd, built attraction, comfort and rapport "by the book" if you will. I wasn't too sure how much kino I was allowed to initiate in this situation on a hired gun, but other than that things went really well. Massive IOIs. I ran, i apologize i forgot who to give credit for this, but i ran someone's fast comfort routine, the one where elton john is coming to dinner and the cube and finished with neil strauss's "if i let you take me home do you promise to feed me" deal. #close, was on my way to her place when she called me (going together would have fucked my day today) to tell me her friend showed up drunk and crying about her boyfriend. I said cool, we'll chill tomorrow night and I'm going over there for a day 2 tonight.

I know it's gonna happen, what should I say to, "I hope you don't think this means I'm just gonna sleep with you?" I was thinking like, "I hope you don't think I'm coming over just to sleep with you." Maybe just throw it right back. Dunno pretty sure it's a done deal if I don't fuck it up, any advice?

Also, giving strippers high-fives, yes or no? Worked ok as a reward system when I wasn't sure if i'd get kicked out for kino.

So what I ended up deciding to do was just throw it out first, when I told her I was on my way to her place I just texted,
ME: "Just because you're getting me to your place doesn't mean you're getting anything more than good company and conversation. I'm not so easy as you may think. "
Worked like a charm. F-Close.

congrats man. You've achieved a dream that most men only can dream of.