Not Sure if this is the correct section for this but... here it goes.

Contrary to what the subject implies my "wang" is not broken.

I need some advice on fixing a situation.

I've already F-closed this chick a few months ago and i wanna see if i can get in again.
The problem is that between then and now we've had a huge argument and haven't spoken in a few months.

I need to repair this because i will be in her town over xmas. I can't apologise because i don't wanna seem like i'm grovelling. (i've already come off looking like i'm a sooky b%*ch)

Is it too cocky to just msg her and pretend nothing ever happened?
How do i come off looking like I've got a set of balls?
FYI this all happened b4 i learned a little about PUA culture.

I can guess that your best offensive would be to use humor. Use humor to make her laugh, but if you can't be funny, then be simple and direct. It's better that way.

Say. I am back in town and I want to know if you want to hang out.

I don't think that you can do much other than that. Why don't you just tell her that?

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Walk Hard

I think humour is the way to go on this one.
She's guaranteed to say no if i'm straight with her and ask her out of the blue to hang out.

There is also nothing wrong in being a man and admitting your mistake if you genuinely believe you made one. It doesn't have to be needy, and you don't have to grovel for forgiveness.

Deliver your apology, make it sincere, and move on with your life.