So I haven't typed one of these yet but I think I got a good story to start with. Ok, without further emendation, or modification; I present. My first field report.
An old buddy of mine, (HB7) had recently found my number and asked if we could chill. So I said yes, (of course or there wouldn't be a story) but I told her she must bring a buddy for my friend who I room with (for this we will call him Mr. Blonde). She said why not. Now at this point I had no intention of picking her (HB7) up, but when they came over Mr. Blonde and I looked at each other and we were sure we could do it. Now Mr. Blonde doesn't think pick up works, he's one of the natural people. So we tested it out. When they got there we just kinda talked about school and old friends while listening to music on the laptop in the kitchen. After a while I noticed HB7 and friend were texting each other. I was able to read one text quick, her friend thought Mr. Blonde was hot. Perfect! So HB7, her friend, and I were texting each other about how friend should try to kiss Mr. Blonde. This is getting weird because now Mr. Blonde feels left out and wondering whats going on, but since we can play ping-pong non verbally I assured him it was good. I sent him out to my car to get something for me. Once he left we tried to send friend out after him but it wasn't gonna happen. So when he returned I used Styles line, "I have been kinda singling you out, join me for a cigarette out side?" Of course it worked, it didn't even really fit but it came out of Styles mouth so wtf not right? So anyway, we texted and said friend had to kiss Mr. Blonde before we returned. We sat outside and I showed her my car. (1990 crown vic!! XD) As we were headed back in I asked her, " do you think everyone has the capabilities of just kissing someone?" She responded yes blah blah. So I said good, and just went for it! Perfect aim! After a good minute or two we headed back in, immediately the friend said they had to go and I got kinda nervous.. We said our goodbyes and as soon as the door closed I looked at Mr. Blonde, with a quizzicle look I gave *thumbs up, or down?* He smiled, thumbs up. all I had to say was word!
So there it is. We have plans to meet again tonight and drink so I'll try and post a 2nd day here soon. please comment and tell me what you think. Thanks all!
