| Hey guys,
Im still pretty AFC so this is my first attempt at IM game. So I met this 28 year old HB9 at work the other day...she added me to messenger and I just chatted her up. I dont know if she's dumb, addicted to cock or what...but she's not one for intelligible convo. Anyways Id still appreciate if you guys could critique my game...
03:10:07J says: hi
03:12:01I say: Hello J...is that how I should refer to you? I completely understand if you are a superspy and cant revel your identity(you do work for the goverment right?) haha my name is patrick btw
03:12:16J says: hi Patrick, i'M Julie
03:12:31I say: nice to meet you, how was your sunday?
03:12:37J says: pretty good
J says: and yours
03:13:57I say: not bad...got to train a bunch of NHL players through a plyometric circuit(we had a charity game last night at the nearby arena) was prett interesting but i was a little hungover from last night
03:14:33I say: pretty spent right now
03:14:50J says: wow, that is intense
03:14:55J says: you seem like a big guy
03:16:12I say: I suppose Im a bit larger than your average male lol...college football has given me the oppurtunity to work hard on my physique
03:16:26J says: how big are you
03:16:45I say: in what way?
03:17:37J says: height, weight, etc.
03:18:29I say: I'm 6'6" 275lbs. at 13% body fat
03:18:48J says: wow, you are huge
say: like I said a little bit on the large size
03:20:58J says: i hope you are proportionate everywhere lol
03:21:39I say: I wouldn't worry about that
03:22:02I say: So how is your job going? you work for the government right?
03:22:11J says: even below the belt? lol
03:22:16J says: yes for the government
03:22:53I say: jeez your a skeptical one...I suppose you'll have to wait and see
03:23:21J says: hehe, i guess that is a yes
03:24:25I say: arn't you a clever girl...so then was i correct in my assumption that with an alias like J you must be some kind of spy?
03:24:52J says: no no, J is for Julie
03:25:05J says: i can't believe i am asking this, but you have me curious.. how "big" are you lol
03:26:23I say: well I suppose I'd describe it as somewhere between average size and a deadly weapon, does that clarify things for you?
03:26:51J says: that is one extreme to the other
03:27:13I say: well I thought Id allow your imagination to fill in the rest in the meantime
03:27:31I say: to make things interesting
03:27:54J says: ok, seriously are you huge or something lol
03:29:29I say: well I guess we'll settle for huge, unless you want me to get out a ruler and give you the exact measurements this instant and then take a picture and send it to you
03:30:05J says: haha, no no, that is quite fine lol
03:30:48J says: but i mean, what size condomd do you need?
03:31:06I say: jeez for awhile there you had me thinking you were some sort of statistician compiling data on the relationship between body size and package size
03:31:48J says: it would make an interesting study lol
03:33:03I say: there we go again...but to lay the matter to rest I take an XL
03:34:16I say: and maybe you could convince the govt to give you a research grant for it and get paid
03:34:29I say: studying info you seem to love
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