ok here is the story. my younger brother decided to make bussiness cards as a school project. The card he created were about a help line for trouble relationships so I somehow he hands a bunch of them out as a joke but this girl called me saying that she is having problem with her relationship. But just as I was about to start talking to her I got another call from a different girl saying that her boyfriend wants to get back with her and i start talking to her for about 30 sec then put her on hold. As I answered the other girl she told me that I put her on hold for her best friend and hanged up at the exact same time the second girl did. Five minutes later i got a text and here is how the convo went roughly.
I knew they had to be joking so I decided to play along for kicks.
the begining is kind of boring but im writing it to establish what happened.

Her: R U GOING TO HELP??
Me: Whats ur problem.
Her: My boyfriend dosen't trust me but wants to get back together with me.
Me: why did you guys break up in the first place.
Her: He cheated on me with my cousin and got her pregnant.
Me: thats not too bad at least it wasnt ur sister.
Her: UR NOT HELPING.
Me: r u sure its not you that dont trust him for nuttin in ur fam.
Her: UR NOT HELPING.
Me: Do you like him.
Her: not as much.
Me: then tell to kick rocks and dont fuck up ur carpet on the way out!
Her:lol ur funny.
Me: thank you.
HEr: so what do I save the number under.
Me:Verg.
Her:Ok.
Me:and ur name is.
Her:Michelle how old r u.
Me: i stoped counting when i turned 69 how young r u.
Her: wow ok sir im 15 .
Me:oh no r u tring to get me arrested im too cute for jail.
Her:lol Im not tring to do anything sir and i am very legal.
Me oh thank god r u rich btw.
Her: WTF no, but i got money.
Me: oh no i need a rich girl to support me before i die.
Her: then die bitch.
Me: I cant afford a casket.
Her:Broke bitch.
Me: yeah i know im poor if i werent a boy i wouldnt have anything to play with.
Her:ur sick.
Me: just being honest.
Her:nice talking but i g2g.
Me: U dont drive a ferrari n e ways bye!
Her: WTF! Clear It.
Me: no go do what U have to do text me l8tr.
Her:LMAO im not texting u later im deleting ur number and stop texting me.
Me: ur cute why r u texting me back.
Her:i know that i dont need u to tell me that and i always get the last word.
Me:until u met me.
Her:stop texting me back.
Me: U cant beat me.
her: stop texting me and fast.
Me:ur losing.
Her: How.
Me: I already forgot ur name.
Her: ughh leave me alone.
Me: if u quit.
Her: stop texting me bitch why r u still texting me ughhh.
Me: ok ur starting to annoy me now leave me alone.

After this text she waited about ten to twenty minutes and before this her signature read: boys r stoopid and the next one after this was: mood:freaky.

Her: no way in hell!!
Me: what r u getting out of this.
Her: a good laugh.
Me: i must not be doing to good then.
Her: no your doing really well actually.

I cant remember exactly what I told her after this. But after her no way in hell text she started spacing them out longer and it wind up.

Me: if u be nice to me then ill lik (as in lick but i think she thought i said like) u
her: that sounds like a deal.
Me: so when r u going to be nice.
Her: in ten seconds.
me:10

(she waited ten minutes) this is where i think i started making the most errors because i wanted to try and get a first f close in a day on text only

Her: HI HOW ARE YOU DOING!!
Me: See thats way better i knew you could do it so when do you want me to lick you.
her: what type of question is that. (my miscommunication error)
Me: I thought it was a good one.
(20 minutes later)Her: and why is that.
Me: because it leads to the beginning of something.

(a very lame response after I thought about it. So I waited a hour later since she didnt text me back.)

Me: Oh my bad because i want to. Good night.

Now her signature is Mood:agrivated.

Her:ok
Me:change that mood and it will be ok.
Her: Im pissed off.
Me: aww what happened now.(after i sent this she text me back quicker)
Her: Aww i wish people would dissappear.
Me: Who do i have to come and fight.
Her:Aww.
Me: so u feel better now.
Her a lil.
Me: just think of me laying next to you that should do the trick.
He: thats nasty old man.
Me: shhhhh i wont tell if you wont tell.
Her: Eww
Me: Look whos mind is in the gutter im just keeping you warm oh yeah thats not my flashlight.
Her: got jokes huh.(signature mood:appeased)
Me:Some, im 20 btw.
Her: fa real.
Me: but nobody believes im over 16.
Her: why.
Me:Family genes every one look young btw what do you look like.
Her: Im Beautiful....
Me: Beautiful doesnt work for me you have to be better.
(1minute l8tr)Me: r u
Her: YA.
Me:prove it.
Her: how?
Me: I want a pic.
Her: only if you send 1 first.
Me:only.
her: yep so send it.
Me: please.
Her: u have to send me one.
Me: No u have to say please....and mean it.
Her:Please??
Me: it might take a while though.
Her: why.
Me: because I have a bad phone.
Her: Ill be waiting.

So it took me about half an hour to eventually send it which end up being between 12 and 12:30 so i end up falling asleep. When i woke up in the morning around 10 there was no pic so I text.

Me: Im still waiting.
Her:On.
Me:You.

got a hb-8 photo

Me: Yeah ur beautiful but u werent until i said so.
Her: LoL.
Me:No I think I deserve a thank you.
Her thank you.
Me: okay now you can laugh.

what i realized i was doing after this was apologies since I didnt give her time to text back.
(3 minutes after my last text)Me: What r u up to (10:20 ish)
Me: tell me a lil about yourself (4:10 yesterday im writing this post at 6:51 the today though)

Now i havent text her since yesterday and dont know if I should ditch her or make her wait a little longer text her or call her again and what should I say I was thinking of opening with.

Why are doing this.
Doing What?
Causing me to chase you and I no longer like you because of that.
and closing with.

If we dont get to meet in the next 3 days im going to delete your number. But this depends on how the convo goes. I think.


But what do you guys think I should do and where are my errors what should I read to get better on those flaws.

Hey dude,

it's easy. Just give her another funny text. As soon as she answers, ring her! Then make a day 2 out of it or leave her. If you keep texting now it will seem lame or your afraid to talk to her.

greetz

Bucc