I hopped on facebook tonight and saw that a HB7 was online who I met once at a party and is in the year below me at school. Shes very cool from what I hear, and she is very attractive. I didn't have her number, but that soon changed. I'll let the script speak for itself below. I've edited out some of the fluff talk, but the majority of it is here.
I started the conversation off by fluffing and asking how she was. I eventually brought the concept around that I have the flu and that she needed to come over and make me soup. She jokingly said she wasnt very good at it. The rest follows:
Memento
unfortunately your the only potential soupmaker ive got at the moment. Are you much of a chef?
Courtney
Not really, sorry
I could learn though
when i cook things i don't do it wrong
ever
just hardly ever do
Memento
well courtney, you need to know how to make soup. its as essential as breathing or having sex
you just NEED to know how to do it
Courtney
from scratch
Memento
yup
Courtney
ah
i'll just learn for you right now
Memento
thats better
:)
Courtney
it looks a bit weird on the pictures
Memento
which picturesss
Courtney
http://www.amateurgourmet.com/2005/10/h ... _chic.html
the ones before they took the vegetables out
Memento
awww as if you googled it! your adorable, too bad your not my type
:P
Courtney
hahahahah
Memento
though, more dedication than other people would have had
Courtney
yessss
Memento
so for that i commend you
Courtney
i win at dedication
good
Memento
alas my heart remains out of your grasp
live to fight another day
Courtney
aw that is such a massive shame!
Memento
i knows courtney! but i think we'd just fight
i mean
Courtney
how come
Memento
well
where to start..hmmm
;)
Courtney
haha
awwww
fail
Memento
we're too similar
and like, we'd get on each others nerves. we'd bicker about funny stupid things, then have intense crazy make up sex, and this cycle would repeat
Courtney
YEAH
that'd so happen
Memento
and while it may sound awesome
Courtney
how did you predict this
Memento
male instinct, your gender lacks it
:)
Courtney
oooooooooooooh
welll yeah
but female instinct is SO much better
Memento
oh yea you WISH
Courtney
it is
although i haven't sampled both
Memento
ok, you predict what would happen when we get into a relationship then
miss my-instinct-is-far-superior
Courtney
well
i'd become some kind of amazing goddess person
and become an amazing cook
and basicly just become a slave
and be burning up inside with hate
and then
i'd kill you
haha
Memento
.....
Courtney
YEAH
:S
Memento
my prediction is better, because at least it has crazy makeup sex! all you have is a murder weapon
Courtney
yeah
well i left out the sex bit
or maybe the murdering was a metaphor
we will never know
Memento
we wont, because either prediction ends with divorce
Courtney
because we get MARRIED now
-----------------------------------[5 Minute Fluff Time Gap]-----------------------------------
Memento
any little courtney im off to bed
not really, just off facebook
Courtney
okayy
fair enough
:P
night night sir
:)
Memento
but despite the fact we'd end up killing each other, it sucks we didnt get much time to know each other except at [friend]'s 'party'
:P Pass me your mobile number and i'll call you so we can hang out sometime.
Courtney
what now
Memento
next year is fine too
Courtney
OWH
i need to get my phone..
Memento
well hurry damn you
Courtney
[She Provides Her Phone Number]
Memento
nice. if your lucky ill shout you a text
;) but all im promising is good conversation you know
Courtney
hahah
Memento
sleep tight xx
Courtney
don't you worry
night
:) xxxx
For those of you who managed to read it all, as you can see I brought up the topic of sex very naturally and kept it constant as well as creating the mental picture in her mind of us dating/married. I started by giving my interpretation, then when she challenged it, made her predict it. As Ross Jeffries says, if you let someone imagine something themselves they will consider it their own idea without trying to resist it. Notice how she referenced sex after that by herself without a lot of prompting. The number close was easy after that, followed by Mystery's infamous line. I know its on, what do you all think? Comments/Criticisms?
CHAT
