| LMR routines come in two sets; pre-close and post-close. If you're looking for pre-close LMR routines, the only one that I know off the top of my head is Mystery's "You've hijacked my brain" routine (which I'll write out below). Post-close LMR usually just needs a freeze-out or two.
You've Hijacked My Brain
The reason a girl doesn't want to take the final step and sleep with you is because, in her brain, sex equals pregnancy, and she wants to know you're going to stick around and take care of her and the baby (according to Mystery and pop-anthropologists everywhere). In order to get past that, you need to let her subconscious understand that you are going to be staying after the act to take care of any potential children.
Any time she leaves you, even for a minute, let her know that you couldn't stop thinking about her (and that this annoys you).
You: Don't get a big head about this, I don't know you from a hole in the wall. Y'know, the whole time you were gone, there was like, this void, and now that you're back I've got this big smile on my face. I don't even fucking know you, what are you doing to me?
This is evidence that you are growing attached. There are more. Look them up. _________________ Repent now and save 50% on your next divine judgment.
-Monkey's Little Brother, Spud
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