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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:12 pm 
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Hey,

I just slept with a new girl, and for the first time in my life, I'm at a loss for what to do next. I've had my fair share of women/sex before, but something is a little different now for some reason. Anyway, basically, I'm looking for some kind of good, non-afc thing to say after sex. I feel like saying something like "you were amazing" is lame/predictable/whatever. Anybody have any good ideas?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:17 pm 
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u dont always have to say anythin, offer somethin to drink or watch a movie... lol u was amazin sounds like somethin out of a movie tho lol... if u offer somethin after sex she'll feel more comfortable wit u n wont feel like a slut or like it was a mistake! onve u show this u can always go back for more sexy time! VERY NICE!!! lol ha ha


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:14 am 
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me personally, i cuddle after sex :) laying there catching your breath together..

you dont need to say anything after sex.. unless it is.. "wanna get in the shower??"

that always works :)


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after sex turn over and sleep


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after sex turn over and sleep
'I gotta get up early tomorrow, I'll call you a cab... but hey with a bit of practice you could be alright'

...if you want to be an absolute cunt.

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1. I got a wooden baseball bat and a knife out once, asked the girl where she'd like it.....

2. asked "u fancy going to get the KFC in, as I provided the bed and amazing sex"

3. "Pass me the skinning up tray, im starting to sober up now"

4. "Did u say you had a younger sister living here?"

5. "Wow im really fucking good at that aint I......"


or my personal favourite,

6. "gunna get ur mouth down there and get me ready for round 2?"


All perfectly acceptable !!!


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How about a frame reversal game...

"You got me pregnant, I hate you, I hope you are gonna be there for the baby!"

Or just cuddle... In bed after sex you have the chance for really deep connecting talks, nothing gets you so close as that...


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"hmmm so do i like pay you or something?" HAHAH


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"so yeah about that aids thing thats going round....."

"really wish we'd bought your mate back with us."


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"so yeah ive never had one that loose before..."

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Why is this even worthy of discussion? Why would we be cocky funny after getting laid? We got what we wanted, why punish her for behaving exactly like we wanted her to?


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I think this post is just for fun and meant as light hearted entertainment. I dont think anyone seriously gives one about what they say after sex.

Usually lay on top of her, look into her eyes, cuddle kiss then kick her out


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I normally say "G'night..." and then snore for a few hours. Alternatively; "So... what you gonna cook for me? I'm starving."

You're confusing being cocky/funny with negging. You can be cocky/funny after sex, if that's who you are, but don't neg. Remember she'll be feeling slightly vulnerable, wondering if that was a bad idea or not or if she'll even see you again, so build comfort a bit more. But you can make a joke as long as it isn't in anyway insulting.

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when your finished just say next time she on the opposite position. for an example
"so your on top next time then" makes her think so theres gonna be a next time showing ya interested, but may give off the wrong impression that your only with her for the sex depending on how good you were ;)
or if its just a 1 night thing something cocky as said before
"ill have a tea with my breakfast"


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