What do you guys think of this? I know this girl for a while and I thought I would start leaning towards the sexual side with her.


She texts me first:

Her: "There's an intense episode of lopez on" (we watched an episode of george lopez once)
Me: "Haha youre such a dork"
Her: "Lolol im watching it with papadukes"
Me: "tell him the love of your life says hi"
Her: "by the love of my life you mean (our mutual friend) right?"
Me: ":-O have u been cheating ?"
Her: "NO! :-X"
Me: "thats it, its over you keep the dog"

After that i stopped texting until the next day when i texted her a picture of our friend with a toy dog on her shoulder which i found funny

Her reply: "Hahahahah. My puppy!!"
Me: "haha no that mutt is mine"
Her: "last night you told me i could keep the dog!"
Me: "haha i changed my mind u can have my retirement plan the mutt means too much to me"
Her: "it depends...whats your retirement plan lookin like? we might have to settle this one in court"
(I just said the first things that came to my mind)
Me: "were looking at a nice resort in the pasadeno homes in florida and a parrot that coughs up money on command including a slave that gives backrubs time to time"
(Yes i know its pasadena, and i know its in california)
Her: "hahahahaa, i still love my puppy though"
Me: "you're right id rather have a slave anyway"
Her: "I get the dog and the home in florida then"
Me: "you're so needy thats y it never worked out i wasnt enough u wanted (our mutual friend) too :-O
Her: "you just didnt satisfy me enough. i needed an extra little somethin somethin"
Me: "thats not wat u said when i made ur legs shakee :^) "
(I'm not sure if i went too far with this comment but i didnt care i was just testing my boundaries..was this coming on too strong?, and she finally texts me back an hour later..)
Her: "perv! hahaha"
Me: "i dont know wat ur talking about i was talkin about the tickle monster" (inside joke but its pretty self explanatory)
Her: "lolol you're never too old for the tickle monster!" (also inside joke)


But anyway, just seeing what you guys think, cause so far while typing this up I think I realized i failed in a way .. im not sure though, give me some feedback !

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"...so it goes"

texting... you can have so many interpretations of everything... it actually gives headaches! well, i think you did well... i don't think you went too far, you just played the game. but if you keep the texting up, you won't go far. at some point, you have to see her and test it for real. and now should be the right time!

Well we already hang out enough, anyone else? I'm looking for better advice than that

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"...so it goes"

as far as the txting is concerned, i think u did okay. more than one sexual reference doesnt hurt tho. keep pushin that limit man. if worst comes to worst and she calls you on it, just think of something clever to counter act it.

but if you wanna get sexual, ur gonna have to stop joking at one point and let her know u mean business. this could mean asking her her fav. position, or her sexual fantasy. and no, thats not going too far

HERE is an advice: change your attitude, kid! i take 10 seconds to answer your post, whether you like my answer or not doesnt matter. be thankfull, have some courtesy, that might help you out in the women area as well!

i am thankful, its just that your advice was so broad you might as well have not written anything.

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"...so it goes"

You shouldn't have backed off your sexual comment.

She lost respect for you because of that as you basically did the "just kidding" thing instead of telling her she liked it or giving her and SOI.

That's the mistake.

S