I'm SURE this one has been done before and it's not original in the slightest.. but in case it's not I'm going to call it Dex's 3-Kiss Close. Feel free to correct me if there's a prior source for this

Anyway, it's very simple, but it's good for guys who lack confidence, because it's easy to pass the rejection off as some C&F.

When it's time for the girl to go, do whatever you do and then point at your right cheek. Don't lean down too much for her (make her go on tippy-toes if she has to). Then once she's kissed the right, turn your face and point at the left. It helps if you throw something in like "this IS Europe after all" (or if you're in Perth maybe "I've just been in Italy", or "I've got European blood") followed by, "it's gotta be both sides".

Now for the third kiss, you turn your face directly towards her, look her right in the eyes and tap your lips. If you want, at this point you can say something like "and now you've got to even it up". (Doesn't really make sense, but hey it usually doesn't matter what you say at this point).

As I said, if she rejects you at this stage just pass it off as C&F.. crack a big smile and make a smart-ass comment. FYI, they almost never reject the first two kisses.

- Dex